An Honest Supplement Review from ME???
so i’m just starting a sponsored product log on another fitness forum.
i know…..can you believe it!!! they chose me for this! what were they thinking! how can i possibly be serious enough and give credible feedback! lol.
so here is how it works. i get free product in exchange for my ability to attract a crowd and hype their product. it’s cheap marketing for them if their product works. and if it works, i can confidently tell everyone how it made me look so good i want to fcuk myself everytime i look in the mirror. i’ll even brag about how it improved my eyesight, converted candy into vegatables in my bloodstream, and increased the circumfurance of my penis by an inch.
but what if their product sucks? what then?
i can’t possibly tell the truth! i’ll feel guilty talking smack about a supplement i got for free. no one wants to be the bearer of bad news….especially me! if i really told people how this supplement made my teeth fall out, turned my d!ck into a vagina, and made me fart contunusiously i would never get invited back for free products again from any company!
but i have a plan. if it really is this bad, i’m planning on dodging peoples questions with pre-planed responses. so if someone asks "how is the cycle going?" i’ll respond with something like, "i’ll have to get back to you on that because right now i’m in the middle of a three-some" or "sorry i can’t talk right now because i had my voice removed".
hopefully it doesn’t come to this and i can hype it up like it was better than my first porn mag as a teenager.
March 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Here’s another one to add to your repertoire…..
Knock, Knock…….(in a pissy voice) "BUSY,…come back later"……Ha..:)
March 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Well, depends what kind of porn mag you read as a teenager. Was it a JC Penney catalogue with women in bras or proper porn. Or you can simply say the product was as good as porn and not say what type of porn.
March 18, 2008 at 3:32 pm
hahah….omg Tride…that’s awesome! Your right…hard to imagine you giving feedback on a product without something hilarious to say! BUT…i’m thinking they were wise in choosing you partly for that reason alone! I mean…you do attract attention!
Your excuses should work…i mean…who wont respect your decision to answer a question knowing your in the middle of a threesome! lmao
March 18, 2008 at 9:54 pm
If it is no good. Then when they ask you a question just start walking like The Nature Boy Ric Flare, from wrestling. And keep going ( in a loud voice) WHOO…..WHOOO.. WHOOO. That way they wont really know if your enthused or nuts!
March 19, 2008 at 4:09 am
Experiencing the hype involved in advertizing with some of these supp companies, you would be just the guy to bring levity … they deserve a guy just like you to rate them.
You go for it … I am sure the entertainment value will be quite high bro!
March 19, 2008 at 7:07 am
It does "turned ‘your’ d!ck into a vagina" and you still "feel guilty talking smack about a supplement ‘you’ got for free" then you should re-evaluate your arrangement with the supp company.
Besides, if it does then you may have to take down your 2/24 blog "Why I’m Bulking". It would no longer apply.
Good Luck with that!
March 19, 2008 at 8:53 am
if this supp is as good as the undewear section of a jc penneys catalog i’ll be highly impressed!
tarheel made some very valid ponts. if i end up with a vagina i’ll feel obligated to warn people.
March 19, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Hey if this supp gives you a vagina….what you doing next weekend?…lmao Whats the product? I might have already tried it…. and I will be pissed if I did not get a free vagina!!
Real Men Have Mass!
March 20, 2008 at 7:39 am
i’m testing anabolic xtreme’s newly reformulated 3-ad.
March 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I would respond more but I am in the middle of a threesome.
Big James
March 30, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Hey Tride, If it gives you a vagina, and you’re still a Packinwood, you could be your own best friend! If they can’t handle the feedback, offer to buy them some pull-ups to tide them over until they GROW UP!