Strong Gay Community at BB.com
so in the short two weeks i’ve been posting here i’ve had three guys ask me out through private messages and another tell me “he’d be so down to sucking me off” in my profile comments. i’m assuming the ‘suck me off’ comment is from a male because the only women who would say that to a random guy would likely be a porn star, stripper, or hooker and all three need to be paid prior to releasing those words. misty anderson was that perhaps you? no, it couldn’t have been – i haven’t paid her yet!
while i’m flattered by the response, i’ve realized that i unintentionally created a profile that is a like a gay magnet, gay gravity, and has set off every gaydar detector here. first mistake i made was putting my real name as ‘ima packenwood’. if i was gay, the first thing i would do in a forum like this is type ‘packenwood’ into the search to see what comes up. my second mistake was posting topless progress pictures of myself exposing my tits. it must be great being gay because there is never a need to go to the topless club and lose all your money when you can just go to the beach or men’s locker-room to see all the topless men you like.
what am i doing to fight back? well, to start i’ve changed my avatar photo. last time i checked, gay men were not attracted to someone unfashionably clothed wearing a pillowcase on their head. i’ve also completely sprayed myself with pheromones that only attract women - although i’m not sure if they are strong enough for you to smell through your computer. let me know if you smell it.
so what i’ve quickly learned is that we have a relatively strong gay community here at bb.com – which is fine. i have a very good friend as well as a cousin that are gay. it’s not surprising to find homosexuals here when you really think about it because gay men do typically care about their appearance and enjoy looking at other fit men. i have nothing against the flamboyantly gay either. i appreciate their uninhibited style and feel it takes courage to do so.
all jokes aside, i do still welcome the gay remarks; i find them funny and entertaining. and if you’ve been reading my blogs, you know i’m all about funny and entertaining!
March 2, 2008 at 4:54 pm
The new Avi should work! Lmao…But it might also scare off women….just f.y.i.
There is just something about a dude with a mask that screams ‘RUN…and dont look back!’
March 2, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I wondered about that ‘packinwood’ …..:)
You’re a pretty boy……get over it….ha, ha.. put the pretty picture back on!!
March 2, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Tride - you need your own TV show, and no, I did not mean tranny show.
March 2, 2008 at 5:08 pm
LOLOLOLOL Thanks for the entertainment. Now, put the hot profile pic back up!!!
March 2, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Just think, if you were an olympic pole vaulter you could have a really cool name like " Pole Rider". The comments would be flowing then! lol.
March 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I think you’ve got the right idea, but for some reason, I don’t think it will work until you remove the other pictures from your gallery. Now I think I’ll have to go and ponder why I haven’t gotten any propositions myself (gay, straight or other)…should I be upset??
March 2, 2008 at 6:08 pm
The pics must stay! I agree with Amy, put the hot pic back up!!!! =0)
March 3, 2008 at 9:33 am
lol. yeah i do kinda look like a terrorist in that pic. but i have to admit that so far it’s working!
March 4, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I have gotten these too … it is a strange sensation on one hand flattered and on the other hand feel like you just crossed a line feeling flattered. Very funny and disturbing all at the same time.
March 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Ahhh….words of wisdom of hope. I seriously hope no PC Boob (PUN INTENDED) gets upset at your blog. Simply the best blog here.
Big James
March 4, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I have to go with the girls. Keep the pic up. I seriously appreciate eye candy. My husband is on this blog, and I dream of the day when his build is as nice as yours. I’ll appreciate every cut and every line. (Lats and abs are my personal favorites). Keep up the good work, and keep those pic a’comin.
April 12, 2008 at 7:16 am
Quit your wining and just tell that you are straight. Please don’t contact you.
June 14, 2008 at 1:05 am
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