Where are you Misty Anderson?
i was surfing b-space a few days ago and came across a fitness guy’s wet dream!!! misty anderson’s avatar pic is a sexy black & white photo of herself standing over a free-weight bench. legs like you wouldn’t believe with knee high socks and shorts that ride up her ass. made me want to jump in my computer and bend her over right there on the bench!
after further investigation i realize she is just an amateur porn star attempting to promote her sex website. so of course i click on the link she gives in her profile to see what type of freebie smut i could get. once there i see lots of tempting photos that try to lure my credit card out of my wallet. but like all these sites, every time i want to see the really good stuff it asks for money. and i’m hesitant to put in my credit card digits in fear that once i do, 100 hungry african scammers from nigeria will come crashing through my computer and rob my entire house!
man was i disappointed! so what did i do?
well, at first i was hurt that i couldn’t see the good stuff, so i called her a ‘whore’ right there in her b-space profile. later i was still really hurt so i go back and call her a ‘dirty little whore’ in a separate remark. after i calmed down and my erection faded, i realized that name calling wasn’t going to get me what i wanted, so i told her politely that i really liked her - i just wish i didn’t have to pay. and then after some quality thought, i resorted to apologizing and begging for a free pass to her site.
unfortunately, i haven’t heard back from this little vixen. i have a feeling that our paths only crossed for that one brief moment in time. and if she does eventually grant me access…..pm me for the hook-up!
the funniest part is, there are already 14 horny guys that are in her fan club. good luck to you guys! – have fun with the nigerians!!!
if you want to check Misty Anderson out for yourself: http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/MistyAnderson/
February 28, 2008 at 7:36 am
Awww throw caution to the wind!!! Go get the good stuff….. and whos afraid of a bunch of PC hacking nigerians?? By the time they got to your house….you would have enough wood to beat them down…lol
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February 28, 2008 at 7:41 am
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February 28, 2008 at 7:43 am
Lmao, Great Blog! Looks like its time to cut and paste her face on another girls naked body and have the time of your life! lol.
P.S. Sorry about the fading erection.
February 28, 2008 at 8:06 am
thanks guys…..some really quality advice given so far. i appreciate it! lol.
February 28, 2008 at 11:40 am
LOL - I can’t believe you actually left those comments on her page!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!! I’m dying of laughter right now… tears in my eyes…
February 28, 2008 at 3:18 pm
of course i left those comments. would expect any less from me?
status update: there are now 16 horny guys in her fan club.
February 28, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Awesome blog man I can’t say it enough I was rolling on this one.
Big James
March 2, 2008 at 3:55 pm
LMAO! You never disappoint Tride! O.k….now no more name calling! That girl is HOTT as hell! And she like horses! So she has to be a nice girl….sort of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ nice girl! lmao
March 2, 2008 at 4:05 pm
LMAO at this, and the comments on her page. Too dang funny!!!
March 5, 2008 at 7:04 am
misty anderson has returned!
but she took all my comments down.
i’m going to try and make ammends.
March 5, 2008 at 7:36 am
WtG Tride! My sister in law is a dancer…and she is one of the most amazing women, caring, sweet, generous, kind, beautiful, totally devoted to my brother, did i mention caring and kind??? lol. She just happens to be a dancer! She makes amazing money…one job that actually makes as much as most men make…lol. And she is very sensual! Sometimes I think we rush too quickly to judge people instead of seeing who they are inside….so good on ya to try to make ammends!!
August 16, 2008 at 12:46 pm
As Misty’s webmaster, I can assure you the credit card charges are all 100% legit. This is a business folks, and I make nearly a 1/2 million dollars a year in the adult industry… LEGALLY.
Why would I need to scam?
Join or don’t… there’s plenty who do :^)