When did the gym become a hotel room?
OK, YESTERDAY I WAS BLASTING MY CHEST WITH ONE OF MY MOST INTENSE WORKOUTS THIS YEAR ONLY TO BE BOMBARDED WITH A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS HOGGING ALL THE GOOD EQUIPMENT SO THEY COULD MAKE OUT WITH ONE ANOTHER. WHAT THE F@$!. I WAS SO PISSED ABOUT THIS I WENT UP TO THE PUNKS AND TOLD THEM THEY NEEDED TO LIFT OR GET OUT OF THE WAY! THIS KID, WEIGHING ALL OF ABOUT 150 POUNDS DECIDED HE WAS GOING TO TRY AND ACT TOUGH IN FRONT OF HIS GIRL AND TRY TO PUNK ME. NOW HERE IS THE THING WITH ME, I AM A PRETTY NICE GUY BUT IF YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF. FOR SOME REASON HE DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO POKE ME IN THE CHEST, PROBABLY THINKING HE WAS SAFE BECAUSE WE WERE IN PUBLIC. AFTER WARNING HIM A COUPLE TIMES NOT TO TOUCH ME, I SIMPLY SLAMMED HIM TO THE GROUND AND TOLD ONE OF MY BUDDIES TO GET THE MANAGER. LUCKILY THERE WERE PLENTY OF WITNESSES TO SAY THAT I ASKED THE PUNK NOT TO TOUCH ME AND NO CHARGES WERE FILED BUT ALL I WAS THINKING WAS WHERE DID ALL THE GOOD GYMS GO. I WORK ALL DAY AND AT NIGHT I LOOK AT THE GYM AS MY FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE. I DON’T WANT TO WATCH A BUNCH OF KIDS "GETTING IT ON" WHERE I AM ABOUT TO THROW SOME STEEL! SO TO ALL YOU PUNKS THAT THINK THE GYM IS THE NEW MAKE OUT SPOT, THERE ARE GUYS LIKE ME THAT WILL BE QUICK TO SAY WE DON’T WANT YOUR KIND HERE AND IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO LEAVE NOW!
I KNOW WHAT I WILL DO FOR THAT LAST REP! WHAT WILL YOU DO?
February 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Gotta hand it to the kid, he had balls
Glad it worked out for you, because often the good guys end up looking like the bad guys. No f*cking room in a gym for the kissing shit
February 5, 2009 at 1:24 pm
OMG! That happened to me yesterday too! All these couples seem to be working out lately which is FINE, but when you are standing there hugging, holding hands, kissing each other, and NOT letting me use a machine, i will get very very angry. However the old couple that stretches together off in the corner by themselves can continue to hold hands while they stretch because they are like 80 and its adorable lol.
February 15, 2009 at 8:43 am
Nice, I had 2 chicks hogging the only straight bar in the base gym and they were having a conversation, so I was patient and waited. 5 min. went by and they were still bsing. I told them to lift it or get the f*ck out. I hate that Sh*T!