Nutrition
Well, my refrigerator continues to be overrun with Christmas goodies. As much as I’d like to ignore it all and stick to my nutritional plan, I must remember my wife’s 2004 proclamation, "No Food Left Behind!! Or Else!!!"
Some people get so cranky when food is wasted.
Therefore, I must take it upon myself to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Each day I must incorporate a little of the christmas leftovers into my diet. I must do this, until the refrigerator has been returned to its normal state.
I don’t care if it’s Festive Cranberry-Cheesecake squares, or Apple Pie, it all must go!
But no salads or anything with tofu. I’m so over tofu!
Thank you for your time.
This service announcement was brought to you by PETL (People for the Ethical Treatment of Leftovers) who wish to remind you that:
"A danish ring is a terrible thing to waste"
