I’m just sayin…

Well, I haven’t embarassed myself lately, so its about time for me to fall down the stairs or drop my pants in a public park again.

Here’s my story…

Almost everytime I have a cardio session, I like to wear a neoprene belt around my waist. It helps me get a good sweat and pull water from my trouble spots. Well, this morning I wore it during my leg workout. When I was done, i decided to go in a corner and get abs out of the way so when I finished running, I could just leave the gym.

I began my ab warmup with regular crunches. After the first set, I raised my legs for reverse crunches when I felt the air between my belt and my back disperse…Oh, my goodness!! The sound….its as if i had sat on a whoopi cushion or had one of those ‘fart’ machines on a hidden camera show. It was loud and long!!!

Personally, I would have brushed it off and kept going because I knew it was just the damp belt around my waist…unfortunately, I did not have a chance to explain it to the surrounding machines that were now occupied by the disgusted gym-goers. I looked around and saw the cross-eyed glares and wrinkled noses. If I could have turned red, I would have…luckily, they all scurried away from the imaginary smell so I could finish my ab workout in peace.

Moral of this story….Don’t wear waist trimmers while trying to slim yours.

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