So here I am complaining about all my aches and pains. The problem is they are not the good aches - the ones where you have taken your muscles to the very edge and it hurts just to look at them. This is the good ache, the one where you know in your mind you are growing. You can feel your muscles getting bigger (or is that just all in my head). No, this isn’t that kind of ache. I welcome that kind. This is the kind that reminds me that I am not 20 years old any more.
It started this time a few weeks ago in my back. It seems that I made my spine twist and two of my vertebra touched. This caused my brain to say "Hey - thats not right!" and told one of my back muscles to clamp down to prevent it from happening again. Enter "Getting Old Factor 1" - Alzheimer’s… My brain forgot to tell my back muscle to let go. After four days it was evident that my brain just forgot about that muscle - thus the constant feeling that I was about to cramp along with a constant dull ache. The official diagnosis was "myofascial pain or possible thoracic spine facetogenic pain". This is a fancy way to say "You can’t work your back for a while".
Well, after a round of muscle relaxers, pain killers and Lidoderm patches my back is all better. Since I am feeling all better I set out this week to test my back in preparation for leg day.
Pullups to warm up - felt pretty good. Lets move to single arm dumbbell rows. 60lbs feels pretty good. Lets get the straps out (since I am working my back and not my forearms) and try a little heavier. 90lbs - that feels pretty good too. Lets to about 3 sets of 8 with that. That felt pretty good. Lets try some bent over barbell rows. That feels pretty good to - no pain. I think I will take it easy though and only work with 135lbs for 3 sets. I think that my back is feeling OK. Lets move to Bent Over Two-Arm Long Bar Row. I think I will start with two 45lb plates. That feels alright - lets bump it up - three plates. That feels good too - enter "Getting Old Factor 2" - short term memory loss. I forgot that I was just testing my back to see if I was in any shape to squat. Lets put four plates on - yea.. thats a good idea. One set of 8. Feels good. Second set of 8. Feel great! Third set, I think I will stop at 6. My back sure is tired, I wonder why? I better just finish it off with a few sets of wide grip lat pulls and then some iso-lateral lat pulls to exhaustion because I sure am hungry… Man my back feels good and tired. Myofascial Pain my a$$… "Getting Old Factor 3" - denial.
(… the next day …)
Hmmm leg day. I spend all day convincing myself that I love to work my legs. I love squats. I love not being able to walk. I love not being able to sit. I welcome the pain, the exhaustion, the dizziness. I know that this will help me grow. Big squats will help my core, help to raise my HGH levels, UUuuurrrrruuuu…. Lets go get big…
Hmm, the gym sure is empty. Everyone must be at home watching the game. Where are my workout partners? Oh well. I’m here and they are not - I win, they loose. Lets get to work with some leg warmups. Feel pretty good tonight. I think this is going to be a record squat night! I feel pretty warm, lets do some squats with just the bar to get my body moving in the right direction - yea, this is going to be a good night. OK, lets start moving up. 135lbs. That feels light but I will stop at 8 reps. Two more plates go on - 225lbs. Still feels pretty good. I better stop at 8 reps and not burn out too early. Ok now I am ready to start lifting. I really, REALLY want that 405 x 4 again. Lets slide on two more plates. Yea… here we go - 315lbs - easy weight.
As I step out into the cage with the bar on my shoulders I start down slowly. I get only about 3 inches down and my entire body is screaming at me! What in the HELL is wrong with my back!!!??? I can barely get the bar back on the hooks. What in the hell just happened? (scratching head) Oh yea, I think I remember something about a back muscle and some muscle relaxers… was that me?
Enter "Getting Old Factor 4" - too stubborn for your own good.
Well, I sure am not going to let my 24 hour leg pep talk go to waste. Besides I am already missing part of the game, I better make it work my time. Lets try my new favorite thing - dropsets. Load the bar with four 25lb plates on each side - 245lbs. It sure does not look like 245lbs. It actually looks kind of funny.
245lbs x 6
(have my spotters drop 25 off each side without re-racking the bar)
195lbs x 6
(have my spotters drop 25 off each side without re-racking the bar)
145lbs x 6
(have my spotters drop 25 off each side without re-racking the bar)
95lbs x 6
(have my spotters drop 25 off each side without re-racking the bar)
45lbs x 6 (just the bar)
(have my spotters rack the bar)
0lbs x 6 (no weight, just squats with arms out forward)
WOW, I sure am dizzy and sweat just pouring off of me. Man that was great! I think I will finish my leg workout now
So here I am, the next day, complaining about all my aches and pains. I have this funny feeling in one of the inner leg adductors that feels like I stretched a tendon, my back feels weak, my joints ache and to top it all off my jaw is hurting. Yea, it really sucks getting old…
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