Getting Old
My brother came to visit the last two days and it kind of messed up my routine. I haven’t seen him for four years. I was living in Alaska and he was traveling the world. It was good to see him. It was also perfect timing, because I was pretty sick for the last two days. I won’t go into the gory details, but I was quite afraid to pass gas while not sitting on the porcelain.
I also picked up my spectacles today. I can tell if a woman is cold or not at two miles, but the magazines and books I read are getting a bit blurry. It happened overnight. I am not sure why. Anyways….I picked up the eye glasses and all of a sudden the computer screen is huge! I can’t use them for anything except close up things. It brings everything into focus and makes them appear quite large. There are certain areas in which I am quite proud of myself. It appears much larger now. I am going to try to convince the Mrs. to wear them tonight.
Anyways….off to the gym for legs tonight.
More great news. My lagging partners went to the gym without me yesterday. I think we have a chance at this contest. AMS is going to assist us with some supplement ideas. I think we even have a sponsor!
December 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I’m almost afraid to step thru the politically incorrect landmines of this post… but here goes. Getting older is awesome - you’re wiser (hopefully) and obviously funnier than ever before!
Thanks for the safety tip - when I need reading glasses (whenever that will be), I’ll be sure not to look at my hips. That might do irreparable harm to my delicate psyche.