first off i want to say something sensible before my north and south runs away with itself!

my dashboard is not updating so if i missed anything from you lot sorry but its not my fault,its theirs! why is it called a dashboard anyway? doesnt have any lights on it or a fuel gauge or speedo or feck all to do with a dashboard! might be better to call it "news page" or "friends bits" oh,friends bits sounds a bit odd! hmm,that wasnt really that sensible as it turns out was it? feck it.

ok,i saw somebody in the airport this morning and...no,hang on i will come back to that.

recently i have noticed that alot of my mates,not the ones here the ones here,i mean here where i live as opposed to you lot over there.anyway,alot of my mates have benn losing or lost most of their hair,the blokes not the girls,not that i mind a girl with a shaven head,its a nice look so long as you dont have a square head.but like whats her name? **** i forget,the girl who sang "nothing compares to you" she was lovely looking with no hair,nice eyes tas well.was it mariah carey? no,it was an irish girl,beacame a nun or sumfink,hmm,saw a film once with a couple of nuns in it,they were wearing...oops...i digress.

where was i? nuns,no,hair.****...sinead oconner,that was her,yes,lovely looking girl with no hair!

anyway,after noticing this i thought to myself,i am the worlds hairiest head,the rest of me is as bald as a badgers arse but my head,chuffin hell birds could nest in it! but,all these years i have had it short,bit like a convict style,suited me the convict style but recently i thought,feck it,grow it long so that you can annoy all your mates with your flowing locks of swinging shiny seventies porn star style hair.so,the past month or so my hair has gradually got longer and thicker and shinier and more alluring..i put alluring because lavona loves that word! it went throught the stage of me looking like a tramp,think you call them vagrants.i woke up this morning and thought right,no gel today as its windy out and lets see what my flowing locks do.

my mates now hate me cos i have a full head of beautiful shiny caveman hair,its so thick i have to wear a hat to stop 35 year old men punching me in the street! the wife says it makes me look younger,i asked if it makes me look hotter,she said dont push your luck you old twat! she did say that i look slightly metrosexual with all my hair now which on reflection is not the look i am after.especially as when i asked on here once the opinion from most is that caveman is best! so,what to do with my caveman/metrosexual muscular tattooed look now? one of my mates told me i was having a midlife crisis,i reminded him that i have a fecking long way to go before that occurs and when it does i will probably do something like get my dick pierced as he had contemplated doing last year the fecking twat! oh,and he is bald as well,prick!

so,i am at the moment going with the caveman metrosexual seventies porn star nun loving hairy biker tattooed muscular sort of look! my kid and her friend just told me that i look 30! yes they are on smack!

fitness news now,i may change my name to samstu after samson because i am sure my longer hair has made me stronger,lifted really well this week in spite of everything! nice big compound **** and strict as feck as usual.just asked the wife if she would be my dililla but she said that she might cut all my hair off whilst i was asleep,bitch!

right,the woman at the airport,feck it i cant be bothered now.