str8flexed’s BodyBlog

1) Messages all the ladies in the top 6 constantly

2) Looks as if he couldn’t find a weight room, much less lift anything in it

3) Constantly makes small talk with every women who will give him any attention

4) calls every girl "hon" or "babe" or "sweetie" or "insert stupid pet name here"

5) Constantly trying to get anyone in the top 6 on their ‘program’

6) Constantly asked how a girls’ workout went, even though it’s quite obvious they have no idea what it means to workout

7) Anyone with a large amount of body hair who rubs oil on themselves and dons a G-string; wait that’s not a schmoe… that’s just straight up DELUSIONAL!

8) A married man who only has women as his friends and constantly makes small talk with each of them

9) Any man who uses the phrase "Keep pumping hard!"

10) Anyone who has left more than 3 comments on eurasiansurgeon’s bodyspace (hey the gals in good shape but read some of those comments and tell me they aren’t Schmoe worthy!"

NEED I SAY MORE!
Ok, now everyone tell me how mean I am and about how they are not schmoes they just ‘admire hard work’.  Yea buddy ok.  You can admire a hard worker without leaving her 50 comments on her bodyspace per day.

And again, if you are married, then you are a piece of crap and the lowest form of Schmoe.

Carry on!

-Layne "Schmoe-less" Norton