One Tequilla, Two Tequilla, Three Tequilla….NO!
It’s summer….hot, a girl needs refreshments. So, hubby and I have these new friends and they like to shoot the whiskey. Well, I’m trying to find my tolerance or build my tolerance. I just don’t know yet! Personally, it’s been a long time since I’ve done shots of any kind, since my early twenties. I used to drink straight liquor in my twenties, I hated beer. After a while my stomach had had enough. So the first time I shot the whiskey, now in my thirties, I puked…everywhere. I am a very gracious puker by the way, I make no noise. Something that a couple of girlfriends have complimented me on. Anyway, after a couple of more times of shooting the whiskey I got over the puking. This one time, after I don’t know how many shots, I say three….hubby says five, I wrestled my girlfriend to the floor three times. I was wearing a dress, yes, very lady like here. I straddled her on the third time I took her down and pinned her to the floor with her arms above her head. Don’t think I’m picking on her here. We are both the same size and she actually weighs more than I do. However, she does not work-out with weights, something that I mentioned that night when she couldn’t get me off of her. Afterwards, believe it or not, (my husband still can’t believe it) I put my crotch in her face and told her to let me feel some tongue! I was humping her face. She was screaming hysterically. Of course, my crotch was close to her face but not ON it! She had room to breath, yell, and complain. After I let her up, our husbands still at a loss for words with their mouths hanging open, she admitted it was the closest she’d every been to any female’s crotch. It was all fun and games, we’ve laughed about it since. This last weekend we met to have a couple of drinks at a bar. Next thing I know there’s a Tequilla shot next to me. I gave her a long look, "Seriously bi#*h?" she laughed. Fast forwarding the chain of events that took place on this night, she ended up in the pool!






July 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
Ookaaay.
July 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Was she naked in the pool?
July 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm
LOL….I’ll never tell.