Spanishbelle’s BodyBlog

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. 

The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts… She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his com puter, and some expensive clothes. A s she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much 

A gain, the man is impressed. 

The third inve sts the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back k his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.Obviously, the man was impressed.   

Sometimes a girl just needs some space to sort out through the many surprises life brings on.  Not all good I might add.  But, what can you do other than  roll with it, through it, and do the best that you can. 

I’ve been working out consistently.  It’s been therapeutic.  As for the nutrition part of it, got down with it last week and doing well so far today.  Cardio coming along nicely.  I’m sick of my workout though.  About 4 weeks into any workout, I’m done.  I strayed a little today, incorporating some different stuff.  I’ve had some good gains.  BF down in the upper body, a little more defined and now the plan is to hit the lower body a couple of times a week with cardio in mind.  I’ve learned how to front squat and I’m free weight squatting, no smith machine!  Growing up just a little.  No eye candy in the gym today, chucks!  Always inspiring.  Last week the gym was like Godiva chocolate.  Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, smooth carmel chocolate…..gave me quite a cavity. 

It’s been a week now since I’ve seen the inside of a gym for a personal workout.  I came down with some serious allergies last Tuesday.  They kind of sneaked up on me and it’s been a slow recovery.  A steriod shot and antibiotics later, I’m still not 100% or 75%.  I’ll be back to it next week.  Lost some weight in the process, it’ll do, even if it is temporary. 

..Placemats.
They only show up when there’s food on the table.

..Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

..Bike helmets.
They’re good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

..Copiers.
You need them in reproduction but that’s about it.

..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.

..Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

..High heels.
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

..Curling irons.
They’re always hot and always in your hair.

..Mini skirts.
If your not careful they’ll creep up your legs.

..Handguns.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

..Floor tiles.
Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.

..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

..Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.