Spanishbelle’s BodyBlog

A girlfriend and I were talking about dating when she said some guy told her he had a big dick.  "That’s nice" she replied.  She and I laughed about it and I said to her, back in my single days, I had the same thing happen to me at a restaurant.  Maybe I looked hungry…for dick!  LOL.  I found it, nevertheless, perplexing as did she.  Why would someone come up to some and say that?  We took the topic into serious consideration and had some fun with it. 

11.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  And do you have a job to go with that dick? 

10.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  Is that the only BIG thing you have going for you?

09.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  I don’t even like the rest of you, your 10 to 12 inches still falls short.

08.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  I heard.  Unfortunately, I know you still live with your Momma. 

07.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  You’re not including the size of your balls are you? 

06.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  And I have a small pussy, it won’t work. 

05.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  Yeah?  I have a bigger dildo. 

04.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  Sorry, I only do small ones.

03.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  I have a big headache.

02.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  Well, I think it’s worked it’s way up your ass–you’re walking and talking kind of funny.

01.  Him:  I have a big dick.  Her:  If you’d stop drinking you’d come to your senses.   

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