Testosterone Glitch
Sometimes, the gym is a frightening place to be at. While gathering my stuff after my workout there was this other woman in the the locker room. Her belongings were above mine, two lockers over. So, I pull out my stuff and on my way up there is her ass right in front of my face. White see through panties, dimples and what have you staring at me and yes….crack. Maybe I looked up at the wrong time. Maybe she is one of those women with no concern. I did not appreciate the short distance of my face to her ass, I dared not breath!
There’s this new thing catching on on the gym floor. There was this guy lifting hard and heavy and after his accomplishments he’d drop the weight causing all kinds of commotion. As if that’s not enough, he yells. A Tarzan, lion kind of gutteral sound. Intentionally. What gives? Today, some other guy was doing it. Testosterone…it can do weird things to people.
Last but not least, there was this one cutie pie. I think he lost his way to a club and ended up at the gym. He was wearing a white muscle shirt, blue jeans, nice shoes, belt and walking around with his phone. He looked good, just a little out of place!
January 28, 2009 at 11:03 pm
haha…love it!
i hate those idiots in the gym who can’t control their weights and forget to breath so they grunt after each rep!!
you should read my "gym-peeves" blog…it’s right up your alley!!
rocky
January 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm
LOL, yes the gym locker room can be one of the most weirdest places to be.
January 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm
At least it’s woman ass and not man balls all over the place like in the mEns lockers I am lucky I don’t have to go in there too often I avoid the tea bags at all costs
January 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm
AwKwArd! lol
January 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm
well at least she had undies on. Numerous times I’ve walked in on elderly ladies buck naked sitting on the same benches I would want to sit on but decide not too, after seeing their butt naked butts sitting there.
And there was this one woman who purposedly pranced around nude. Now she looked good naked but I really don’t need to see that all the time. Its like "yes you look good naked now put on some clothes please"