Spanishbelle’s BodyBlog

Here’s the thing about training people, you just never know what lies beneath!  It is kind of like Christmas, no telling what’s underneath all that stuff.  So, let me get to the point.  Did you ever see "Sex and the City?"  In this one particular episode Samantha Jones says to her friends, "I’m dating someone with the nastiest tasting spunk!"  LOL.  Well, I’m training a couple of people with the nastiest smelling…..goodness, how should I say this?  Okay, it’s not spunk, for sure.  It’s not ass or under arm odor.  Okay, allow me to start over and deliver this  to you in the spirit of Samantha Jones.  Here we go, "I’m training someone with the nastiest smelling pussy.  Correction….pussies.  Honey, they need to do something about that coo-chie…get something in there and I mean pronto."  (Pronto is spanish for "fast")  Seriously, one client smells like sex.  Yes, I can smell her.   The good news is, she got married and so I can’t smell her as much.  Guess the honeymoon is over.  However, this other client of mine…I just don’t know!  She’s clean, she looks clean and nice,  just fishy!  I’m thinking, this is a passing thing.   Sometimes people smell funny when they first start working out, all those toxins and crap  coming out of your pores.  However, I’ve been assured by another trainer, this is not the case.  It is absolutely overpowering, my mind and senses are still spinning.  And so I wonder, about men and women.  How do they do it?  Visiting those netherlands.  Brave souls!  I’m telling you, my feet are screeching against the floor for the next session to come.  I hope my allergies kick in soon!

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