Stingy with the DUMBSTICK
It goes unsaid amongst us women, single or married. But there is a truth, an unspoken, undeniable truth when it comes to men and their dumbstick. Simply said, there are men…yes, there are, who are STINGY with the DUMBSTICK. For whatever reasons, sometimes men withhold the wave of their magic wand INTENTIONALLY. Suffice it to say, it loses its magic!
So, after much girl conversations and laughter, here are some reasons for being denied some "dumbstick."
10. Stressed & Tired.
09. Drunk. Can’t get it up.
08. Worked out too hard in the gym. No bloodflow. Again, can’t get it up.
07. Going to play a sport with the boys. Can’t get it up, don’t want to get it up.
06. Emotional. Big fight, now he’s pissed and going to teach you a lesson.
05. He’s picky. Things are not as groomed as he’d like.
04. Football.
03. FREAKING TV is on…does not matter what is playing!
02. HE does not pass his own smell test, not willing to take a shower.
01. You insulted his pecker.
And for the record, if you turn sex down….yes, it does count against you..so quit complaining!
November 21, 2008 at 1:10 pm
LOL!
November 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Thats freakin hilarous!!
November 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Turned down for TV? Something is SERIOUSLY wrong. Good list! And true…it WILL count against!
November 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
LOL turn it down once in 6 months n she remembers so true but she turns it down Boone remembers because it’s more of a Regular basis
November 27, 2008 at 6:42 am
And where do men get this idea of withholding from??? that’s right…women. Sorry, but it’s true.
FYI, I never turn down a romp in the sheets. Just saying that men do it possibly to give women a taste of their own medicine…
and of course being men, it backfires instantly. most women i’ve heard want emotional intimacy and can go without the physical part….which men obviously cannot.
in short, we men are idiots
November 27, 2008 at 6:55 am
I thought this was a Thanksgiving post. I could’ve swore at first I read this as "Stingy with the Drumstick".
December 9, 2008 at 10:39 am
I never turn down a good meal…