Spanishbelle’s BodyBlog

It goes unsaid amongst us women, single or married.  But there is a truth, an unspoken, undeniable truth when it comes to men and their dumbstick.  Simply said, there are men…yes, there are, who are STINGY with the DUMBSTICK.  For whatever reasons, sometimes men withhold the wave of their magic wand INTENTIONALLY.  Suffice it to say, it loses its magic!

So, after much girl conversations and laughter, here are some reasons for being denied some "dumbstick."

10.  Stressed & Tired.

09.  Drunk.  Can’t get it up.

08.  Worked out too hard in the gym.  No bloodflow. Again, can’t get it up.

07.  Going to play a sport with the boys.  Can’t get it up, don’t want to get it up.

06.  Emotional.  Big fight, now he’s pissed and going to teach you a lesson.

05.  He’s picky.  Things are not as groomed as he’d like.

04.  Football.

03.  FREAKING TV is on…does not matter what is playing! 

02.  HE does not pass his own smell test, not willing to take a shower.

01.  You insulted his pecker. 

And for the record, if you turn sex down….yes, it does count against you..so quit complaining! 

So, we’re going to counseling today.  Yes, this belle has had family woes to deal with.  Teenager, husband and I…need I say more?  We don’t agree, we don’t agree to disagree…we just keep fighting over issues.  Yesterday’s issues, today’s issues, issues that have yet to pass!  LOL…it’s felt crazy, it’s been emotionally and mentally crazy.  So, here we are…counseling day. 

It’s been on my mind, this internal excavation.  I am trying to imagine what this counselor might ask me.  What do I know about myself?  I’m great!  LOL.  Yes, I’m stubborn, hard-headed and stong-willed….I AM a woman!  Yes, I say one thing and do another or don’t do what I said at all.  Again, female.  What is the problem?  The problem is that HE is now having a problem with what attracted him to me.  If he’d get over his problem this would not be a problem.  I LIKE my dysfunctional ways.  Therefore we are in counseling, he needs help.  "Well," she replies, "He FEELS ………"  My mind wanders off, drowning her out.  My internal thoughs say to me, ugh…I need to take HIS FEELINGS into consideration. 

So, I’m thinking, in all seriousness….what does he want?  What kind of woman does he want to be married to?    What does she look like? Can I be that woman? Do I want to?  I like me, just how much of me needs to be undone and redone?  But while we’re here, what about him?  Just thinking about sitting across someone exploring behavior and emotions, peeling back the layers, is challenging.