Hello!
4:30 a.m. getting ready for work. Dressed.
Walk to teenager’s room to leave house phone for 6:45 a.m. wake-up call. He’ll be giving his little brother a ride to school for me.
Walk into teenagers room notice someone in bed next to him….hmmm….is it my little man? Was my little man scared last night? Were they bonding, brother stuff and I just didn’t know?
Pull covers back, GIRLFRIEND. NAKED GIRLFRIEND! LOOKING DOWN ON A PINK PERKY TITTY.
Her eyes pop wide open. She squeals, "OMG." Pulls covers back onto herself to cover up. Hides underneath cover. "What are you doing here Sweetheart?" I ask. "Get dressed while I go get a cup of coffee and take you home to your Momma." Son wakes up, "Crap!"
September 26, 2008 at 2:13 pm
That is great!
I never had that problem as I got myself up and off to school before my Dad had to stop by my room.
That and my Dad would leave for SF before 6AM to be at his desk by 6:30AM…
My brother’s dumb ass got caught when I went to college because I use to wake him up.
Dad took over that task after I went to college.
September 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Shocking to say the least….Vinny
September 26, 2008 at 2:27 pm
LOL !! He should have locked the door ! ! Bet it was the last time for that to happend..
September 26, 2008 at 3:33 pm
ROFL that’s AWESOME! i’m so glad i don’t live at home
September 26, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Holy mackerel. I had a kind of similar experience a couple years ago with teenage daughter and unauthorized kid in house while I was at work…long story…Soon hell be on his own..lol.
September 27, 2008 at 6:25 pm
oops!!
October 6, 2008 at 1:37 am
Man, that sounds like something that happened to me a LONG time ago, haha!