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Created:09/24/2008
Last Modified:09/24/2008
Total Comments:4



How To Shower Like A Woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.  If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Pass by mirror, look…don’t look?  Jump on scale instead.  Crap!  Decide to look in mirror–make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg lifts, run, cut back on eating, hit the gym more often.

Get in shower.  Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 

Wash hair with extra, extra vitamin shampoo.

Wash hair again…make sure it’s clean.

Condition hair with deep, repair hair conditioner.

Wash face with apricot facial scrub.  Wash entire rest of body with exfoliating wash.

Rinse Conditioner.

Shave armpits, legs, kitty.

Running out of hot water…..

Wash shaving gel residue off with soft and silky body wash. 

Startled to death!  Husband caught peeping through shower door!

Turn off shower. 

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Avoid mirror at all costs.

Check and make sure all unwanted hair was removed.

Apply lotion. 

Hear husband in bedroom.

Walk into bedroom with facial mud mask, towel on head and long robe…..cover up all exposed areas!

 

4 Responses to “How To Shower Like A Woman”


  1. momof8 Says:

    Ummm..this sounds more like me on the subject of the shower…and based on what I can see of you,…I don’t think so!! soft sigh…


  2. Ledford45 Says:

    No wonder it takes women so looon in th bathroom. LOL


  3. lil_loc0 Says:

    you forgot the part when the husband pinches your butt while your eyes are closed - because of all the soap - which also startles you. ;)


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