Don’t Insult the PECKER
A while back, while this belle laid in bed watching TV, hubby walked out of the bathroom freshly showered. He strutted his ass into our room, naked. I sat up, following his every step, he knew I was checking him out. My gaze started at his head, made their way to his chest. He has an incredible chest with a wide back. Great arms, built and some big hands with callouses on them from years of working out. At one time, he used to bench press over 500 lbs. I continued on, scanning his waistline and hips. I focused on his jewels, how the total packed hung together unaroused. My eyes and mind were appreciating him. Great legs. He’s a leggy man, no skinny chicken legs or calves. Up and down my eyes roamed his nakedness. He continued to strut to his side of the bed, my gaze following him. And so I said, "honey, your little pecker is so cute." His smile faded, he jumped in bed and threw the covers over him. I didn’t mean little as in LITTLE, it was a term of endearment! Yes, I paused and wondered if I should say what I was thinking, but I thought we’ve been together for over 13 years, not a big deal! Although I tried to redeem myself, I was shuned for the night. I’ve learned, regardless of how long you’ve been married to a man or together with him…little and pecker, term of endearment/cute or not…not a good thing!
September 23, 2008 at 11:53 am
Ouch! Guys are very sensitive when it comes to "size".
September 23, 2008 at 11:53 am
Did he forgive you for the coment.
September 23, 2008 at 11:54 am
I truly couldn’t help myself…I laughed so hard my sides and belly still ache!!!!
September 23, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Totally hilarious!! yeah, they are some touchy about that girl! LOL. LMAO!
September 23, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I guess women and men are the same when it comes to comments about our "size". Thanks for sharing and the chuckle
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September 23, 2008 at 12:18 pm
How would you fell if he told you that he liked your big @$$ even though you are a size 0 and your butt is perfect?
…not so puzzling is it.
September 23, 2008 at 12:21 pm
ha ha ha ha funny, cute may have been the wrong word though…..lol
September 23, 2008 at 1:50 pm
He knew what you meant, but still it hurts lol I laughed my ass off, but still.
The facted that you called it a "pecker" is hilarious
September 24, 2008 at 11:19 am
HA! I just about fell out of my chair …this was HILARIOUS!!! OMG, I’m reading it again.
September 27, 2008 at 6:30 pm
size of pecker is to us as size of a$$ is to women. but it was funny.
September 27, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Roflmao…I dont even know what to say except THAT IS PRICELESS! hahahaha men are VERY sensitive about size…its almost funny! …almost….
September 27, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Yeah, I think as sensitive as women are about their age and weight.