How To Shower Like A Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-hoo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Admire weiner size in mirror again.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake weiner at her and make the woo-hoo sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed or floor.
Suggest a quickie….
September 17, 2008 at 2:22 pm
right on…..and hilarious.
September 17, 2008 at 2:28 pm
That is soooo right on!!!!
September 17, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Oh my gosh!!! I’m still laughing!!!
September 17, 2008 at 2:31 pm
It’s great to be a man!
September 17, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I am still trying to figure out what the problem is????
September 17, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Have you had a video camera set up at my house or something, did not know on was on Big Brother. That is hilarious and pretty much the truth!!
September 17, 2008 at 2:40 pm
That is sooooooooo funny
Good job!!
September 17, 2008 at 2:43 pm
How can you argue with that. Its right on the money.
September 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Lol…This is true
September 17, 2008 at 2:50 pm
WOW… I did all that last night… lol
September 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm
lmao
September 17, 2008 at 3:02 pm
You just described my man to a tee.
September 18, 2008 at 10:27 am
That was funny -
so how do the women do it?
September 18, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I will have that for you next week on Wednesday!
September 19, 2008 at 9:22 am
Oh damn, i rolled for hours on this!!!!
September 19, 2008 at 9:25 am
Oh i forgot to add, that the woo hoo part is like a jigger bait in the water, and if any man’s girl is like mine, most of the time she bites. (not like that). again nice blog! Loved it.