What A Perfect Woman Would Say
*Say, let’s go down to the mall so you can check out women’s asses.
*I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
*That was a great fart! Do another one!
*I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
*You’re so sexy when you’re hung over!
*Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
*I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you PLEASE try again!
*Let’s subscribe to Hustler.
*Would you like me to go down on my girlfriend?
*If I don’t get to blow you soon, I swear I’m gonna bust!
*I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankels behind my head for you….
*I’m bored. Let’s shave my little kitty….
*I’ll swallow it all…I love the taste!







May 27, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Alrighty then….off to do those leg lifts!
May 27, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Lol,that is just a couple;the list should be longer.
May 27, 2008 at 7:09 pm
LOL!!! that was great
May 28, 2008 at 11:46 am
Love that list! Now if my girl would just follow it….
May 28, 2008 at 2:47 pm
NOW THATS FUNNY