Gaseousness!
I hit the gym again today. Fed up with this whole yawning thing during my workout, I decided to take some N.O. Explode. Well let me just tell you, I got a little more of an "explode" than I was barganing for!
I noticed after taking N.O. Explode I was bloated like a poisoned pup. I hit my workout and did not yawn, not once, through it. All was going well unti I got to my cardio. Interval training was on my agenda at high speed. It was the most uncomfortable run ever. The N.O. Explode stopped the yawning but gave me some serious gas. Can I just say, running at a high speed and squeezing your ass cheeks together not to let one rip was grueling. There were a couple of times where I had to pause, start all over again to keep the "exploding" situation contained. Seriously, I had a neighbor next to me and I just didn know! Sound or no sound….stench or no stench. There were a couple of times where I thought, "just let it rip" other people have done so and I’ve freaking suffered through it! But hell, I just couldn’t. I squeezed for freaking dear life! I completed the darn run and by the end of it my stomach was in pain! The gassy situation has been resolved (LOL) but I must say, I’ll pass on the EXPLODE and take the yawning for now.
April 29, 2008 at 10:07 pm
hahaha very funny.. but i know wat u mean. i tried no explode over a year ago and seriously heard my stomach rumbling. loudly. it went away after a couple of uses but the first couple times ur on watch ‘incase’ somethin else explodes lol
April 29, 2008 at 10:09 pm
lol. that is too funny. maybe you can find a different product or use a smaller amount or something. I’ve been in both positions; scrunching my cheeks together like two shriveled raisons while tryin to run (not a good look btw) and next to the guy who is shamelessly letting them rip while burning the tread off the damn mills=threw up in my mouth a little bit. Sometimes it’s tough being a chick
May 3, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Well that is one way to build up the glutes. Tho old fashioned butt squeeze! =)
July 15, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I just got my first jug of this stuff today. I wanted to know what people thought and stumbled upon your story.That my dear is a very funny ass story I am laughing my ass off no pun intended. Well we will see what happens 2moro when I give it a go.