The Male Organ
The only thing not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 – 12” Luxury Tax $300.00
8 – 10” Pole Tax $250.00
5 – 8” Privilege Tax $150.00
3 – 5” Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12” must file capital gains.
April 16, 2008 at 6:34 am
you are silly, lol
April 16, 2008 at 3:12 pm
HAHA!! Yeah, that needs to go into effect IMMEDIATELY!!
April 18, 2008 at 11:29 am
That’s crazy, man! Funny, but cra-zy!
April 19, 2008 at 3:16 am
You just cost me $120 dollars with that avi pic of yours…….lol!
Hey You Posted it!
:)
April 22, 2008 at 7:22 pm
thats halarious!