Spanishbelle’s BodyBlog

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f#*k".  It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.

In language, "F&%K" falls into many grammatical categories.

1.  It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f%#!%d Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f%&*#d by John).

2.  It can be an action verb (John really gives a f&*k.), a passive verb (Mary doesn’t give a f%$k.), an adverb (Mary is f&*%#!g interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f#%k).

3.  It can also be used as an adjective  (Mary is f&*$%#g beautiful) or  an  interjection (F$%k! I’m late for my date with Mary).

4.  It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f#$K she’s also stupid).

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations…

Greetings     "How the f*&k are ya?’

Fraud     "I got f*&%#d by the car dealer."

Resignation     "Oh, f*&k it!"

Trouble     "I guess I’m f%$#*d now."

Aggression     "F*&k YOU!"

Disgust     "F*&k me."

Confusion     "What the f*&k….?"

Difficulty     "I don’t understand this f#$%&*g business!"

Despair     "F#$%&d again…"

Pleasure     "I  f*&%$#g couldn’t be happier."

Displeasure     "What the f#$k is going on here?"

Lost     "Where the f#$k are we?"

Disbelief     "UNF#$%ING BELIEVEABLE!"

Retaliation     "Up your f&*$ing ass!"

Denial     "I didn’t f#$%ing do it."

Apathy     "Who really gives a f#$k, anyhow?"

Suspicion     "Who the f#$K are you?"

Panic     "Let’s get the f#$k out of here."

It can be used in an anatomical description - "He’s a f#$%&*g a#$hole."

It can be used to tell time - "It’s five f#$%&*g thirty."

It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this f#$%&*g job?"

It can be maternal - "Mother f#$%&r."

It can be political - "F#$k Dan Quayle!"

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f#$%."  Hope you have a great "f#$%&*g" HUMP day!

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