Spanishbelle’s BodyBlog

Q:  What do you get when you have two little balls in your hand?  A:  A mans undivided attention.

Q:  What three words can deflate a mans ego?  A:  Is it in?

Q:  What did the banana say to the vibrator?  A:  Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "How can God make you so beautiful and yet so dumb?"  The wife responded, "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you’d be attracted to me.  HE made me stupid so I’d be attracted to you!"

The Cucumber, Pickle and Penis 

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks.  Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

"So," the pickle looks at him and says, "you think you have it bad?  Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."

The penis glares at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough?  Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"

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