The Whys of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)
( C’mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart…Then you are just an old sour fart !
February 21, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Pretty funny, I liked the pluged into genius one=)
February 21, 2008 at 2:34 pm
And thats why I visit your profile.
February 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm
THAT was funny!
February 22, 2008 at 7:46 am
OK those are funny now go work out:)
February 22, 2008 at 9:23 am
LMAO!! Way too funny!! I love it!!
February 22, 2008 at 10:20 pm
February 22, 2008 at 11:18 pm
lol the balls over the butthole was good
February 24, 2008 at 4:52 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I came to your blog to thank you for your comment on my blog and I get to read an entry that has my laughing my azz off!
My favorite is number 1
that is so true! So true!
February 25, 2008 at 10:53 am
wow…a spanish hottie with a sense of humor! where have you been my whole life?