A Mother’s Humor
I’ve been under the weather and out of the gym for a couple of days now. I’m thinking it’s the flu, a stiff neck, loss of appetite, a little hot & cold, feeling weak and very nauseous. So, my sister called and I let her in on the fact I wasn’t feeling well, she called my other sister, my other sister called my mother and my mother called me. While on the phone my mother says, "Belle, heard you’re sick and I have a joke for you." Sick or not, I’m rolling my eyes on my end. I can’t imagine what my mother will find funny. She asks, "What four animals do you see after you have sex?" I pause, none to be honest and reply, "Well, I don’t know Mom, I don’t see animals after having sex. What are the animals?" She laughs, "You see 2 Asses, 1 wet Cat and a dead Cock." LOL…gotta love her!
January 25, 2008 at 11:59 am
I laughed
Hope you feel better! Get plenty of rest!
January 25, 2008 at 12:02 pm
LOL
That’s great, moms are the best!
January 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm
LOL. Great Joke. Hope you get well.
January 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Aww! Belle I hope you get to feeling better. Sounds like your mom is a trip:P
January 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm
But the Dead cock can be ressurected, right?
January 25, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Afraid to say my mother did not stay on the phone that long. LOL. However, one can surmise and say if the cat keeps purring I’m sure the cock will come back to life.
PS
nice shoes