sirjinkz05’s BodyBlog

Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories…
 

 These are some of the gym idiots I see at my gym lol!!

Chat Boy

This type of guy is rare, but you don’t want to run into him. Chat boy wants to discuss lifting, eating, or life in general with you, often in great detail.

Rocky Jr.

I’m all for boxing, I think it’s a great way to stay fit and relieve tension. What I don’t get is the guy shadowboxing in front of the dumbbells.

The Mutterer

This guy loads the bar up with way too much weight, eekes out 3 reps with bad form and then mutters “shit”, loudly, after his set prematurely ends.

The Entourage

Another one that borders on clich©: You’ve seen the group of guys - usually high school to early 20’s - lifting together. They almost always congregate at the bench or preacher station. They hog up this area without seeming to do any work.

When I first started training I started with a training partner named andrew he was a good partner. But the only thing wrong with him was that he was a party animal that liked to drink every other day…. 

 And this is the out come if you get an alcoholic as a training partner….lol

                      
     alcohol and bodybuilding doesn’t mix!!

                      
    “He only lasted 3 months training”

QUESTION? WHATS GOOD ON PIZZA BUT BAD ON PU**Y?

ANSWER: CRUST AND CHESSE !!!

The 2 wonderful reactions I got from taking a new brand of protein shake, Im not used too lol. The first reaction I got from taking a new brand of protein shake is getting terrible gas, lol I was almost killing people at work with it including myself.

And the second reaction I got was getting the worst case of diarrhea I think I went to the restroom about 6 times last night, and I think I lost about 5 pounds lol. I think everybody can relate to this from taking protein shakes..

Do beer companies seriously believe that they can get people to believe that they’re selling diet beer? With all their talk about who has 1 gram less carbs in a tablespoon than the other, they seem to forget that it’s actually the ALCOHOL in their product that makes you fat!

Not only does alcohol basically snuff out your fat-burning enzymes, it’s also preferentially stored as fat and seriously messes up your body’s production of muscle-building hormones such as testosterone.

I guess saying “low-carb” does sound better than saying “watered-down.” Next they’ll be adding caffeine and Gatorade to it and be calling it “high-performance beer.”

A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."The bodybuilder tells her, "That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite."He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."

The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short your fuse was.

Ever since I started going to the gym when I became serious about bodybuilding and changing my life of living healthier. I began to notice at the gym I go too I see alot of old people working out everyday and I give them there props. So there is times when I don’t feel like going to the gym and paying my dues.. I just remind myself that if these old folks at the gym can workout everyday then theres no excuse for me not to miss a workout!! And thats my new source of motivation!! lol (old folks) damn..

Question: How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her ass up as a choir boy!!!!! 

Happy Halloween bodyspacer’s remember don’t eat too much candy cause it leads too obesity, diabeates and all that other sh*t !! lol….