Calories burned during a Sex workout!! lol
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories…
| REMOVING CLOTHES | |
| With partner’s consent… | 12 calories |
| Without partner’s consent… | 187 calories |
| UNHOOKING BRA | |
| Using two calm hands… | 7 calories |
| Using one trembling hand… | 36 calories |
| GETTING INTO BED | |
| Lifting partner… | 1.5 calories |
| Dragging partner along floor… | 16 calories |
| Using skateboard… | 3 calories |
| ACHIEVING ERECTIONS | |
| For normal healthy man… | 2.5 calories |
| Losing erection… | 14 calories |
| Searching for it… | 115 calories |
| PUTTING ON CONDOM | |
| With erection… | 1.5 calories |
| Without erection… | 300 calories |
| INSERTING DIAPHRAGM | |
| If the woman who does it is: | |
| Experienced… | 6 calories |
| Inexperienced… | 73 calories |
| If a man does it… | 650 calories |
| Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. | |
| POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS | |
| Bouncing… | 7 calories |
| Sliding around… | 9 calories |
| Serious skidding… | 12 calories |
| Whiplash… | 27 calories |
| ORGASM | |
| Real… | 27 calories |
| Faked… | 160 calories |
| ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE | |
| Shoes flew off… | 35 calories |
| Expression didn’t change… | 0.5 calories |
| Orchestra swelled… | 6 calories |
| Birds sang: | |
| Large birds… | 7 calories |
| Small birds… | 3 calories |
| Earth moved… | 30 calories |
| PULLING OUT | |
| After orgasm… | 0.5 calories |
| A few moments before orgasm… | 500 calories |
| PENIS ENVY | |
| For woman… | 3 calories |
| For men… | 72 calories |
| GUILT | |
| Banging your boss for a promotion… | 30 calories |
| Sex during a ’sickie’… | 10 calories |
| Bonking each other with parents in other room… | 7 calories |
| Putting it on your expense account… | 9 calories |
| AGGRAVATION | |
| Partner keeps showing plant… | 5 calories |
| Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay… | 14 calories |
| Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time… | 10 calories |
| Partner is taking phone calls… | 7 calories |
| Partner is making phone calls… | 40 calories |
| GETTING CAUGHT | |
| By partner’s spouse… | 60 calories |
| By your spouse… | 100 calories |
| Trying to explain… | 55 calories |
| Trying to remain calm… | 100 calories |
| Leaping out of bed… | 75 calories |
| Getting dressed in one motion… | 500 calories |
June 1, 2007 at 5:10 am
I think this analysis should be published in a Medical Journal…heh,heh!
July 31, 2007 at 10:54 pm
i totally agree with matoatoa .
i know this site where they talk all about female orgasms. and the great thing is that they give men tips on how to give their women the best orgasms they ever had. the site is.: http://www.femaleorgasmrevealed.com/femaleorgasm/