sheilawood’s BodyBlog

I had a dream last night. It involved some friends on here too. I wont give any names, dont want yall getting all cocky on me just cause i dreamed about yall. lol. Well i was training someone on here, showing him how to work his forarms.  Some of the rest of you were there working out too. He made a comment, a smart a$$ comment to me. i was going to smack him but looked in the mirror to see what he was talking about.  I WAS NAKED AS O COULD BE. I thought o was going to die.  FITCLUBMOM was there and i was wondering why she was glaring at me. I was scared she was going to kick my a$$ and didnt know what i had done. When i noticed i had no clothes on, my face turned red and she busted out laughing at me. GEEE THANKS A LOT FRIEND!!!

I had a dream last night. It involved some friends on here too. I wont give any names, dont want yall getting all cocky on me just cause i dreamed about yall. lol. Well i was training someone on here, showing him how to work his forarms.  Some of the rest of you were there working out too. He made a comment, a smart a$$ comment to me. i was going to smack him but looked in the mirror to see what he was talking about.  I WAS NAKED AS O COULD BE. I thought o was going to die.  FITCLUBMOM was there and i was wondering why she was glaring at me. I was scared she was going to kick my a$$ and didnt know what i had done. When i noticed i had no clothes on, my face turned red and she busted out laughing at me. GEEE THANKS A LOT FRIEND!!!

You know I have learned that us women are a lot like men.  Men pretend to like things to make us happy in order to get something in return.  So when they want to watch a chick flick with us and THEY are the one’s offering to rent it…we know something is up.  Either they are hoping to get laid OR they heard there MAY be nudity in the movie.  So at some point, they are going to get to see tits.  Either yours or the ones on the tv.  How are us women like that?!?! Keep reading

I was trying to be a good wife.  Rent a movie for him and not me.  And I did a great job.  Got him a movie with action, fast cars, hot girls, guns, and lots of cuss-words.  I rented Fast and The Furious. (The new one) I even bought  some beer.  (No I was not trying  to get laid, he gives me that when I want it no matter what) So we are watching the movie and it was great.  We were both really into the movie.  Then this scene happened: The  girl puts her arms around Vin Diesel and hugs him.  At this point I did not realize that the thoughts I were having in my mind….that I was saying them out loud too.  I said “Mmm If that was me, I would wrap my arms around him then RIP that shirt right off him and throw him down on the hood of that car and..” I see my husband looking at me with that look.  Then he says “Well now I know the real reason for you getting this movie.  It wont for me at all you dirty girl!”  I blushed and said “I had no idea he was in the movie” Apparently I don’t lie very well.

Well we finished the movie and off to bed I went with Vin Diesel…..I mean to bed with my husband

Hubby gone this week so i have been busy this week. Just today porch breaks, dogs chain breaks, and so does the underpending. No big deal i can fix this. I jump in the truck and head to LOWES. I have my 3yr old with me. My shirt i am wearing reads "FARM HANDS FEEL BEST". Some smart a$$ comes up to me not three seconds after i walk in to lowes and says "HEY SEXY, COME FEEL MY HANDS." While acting like he is sqeezing my tits or somethong. I just blurted out "I WILL KICK YOUR A$$. WHAT THE HELL MAKES….." I get stopped by this pther guy that works there and he says " HEY MAN SHE WILL TO, I HAVE SEEN THE WEIGHT SHE PLAYS WITH AT THE GYM. YOU BETTER BACK OFF." Well this worker that stood up for me happens to be "twinkle toes " (a guy i pick on at the gym) Now i feel bad for pickin on him…..well only a little. Then my little ones says "mommy u said a bad word now u dont get candy, your grounded." well now i really feel bad. im grounded and get no candy and twinkle toes was nice to me after i was mean….
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Like I said I have been missing the gym some……ok a lot since its down to crunch time on the house.  We have to be done with it and out of the apartment before Oct 1st.  But I am getting in the gym about twice a week.  I was so worried about loosing STRENGTH and not so much on getting fat or out of shape.  I just don’t want for any thing to drop in my bench which it has.  No more talk of that or I will cry!!!

But in the past week I lost 3lbs!!! As a woman you would think I am happy about that.  Me…NOT HAPPY!!! I told my friend “booshnoogs” on here that I was scared the muscle is mad at me and is starting to fall off and run away.  He said no that its prob body fat.  I hope he is right and not just being nice to me.  Well…..now that I think about it…he would tell me the truth and not lie to me just to be nice.  He ain’t like that.  Unless it’s something to do with this guy law/code hoe thing.  (Ask him, it confused me) But anyway I am too scared to flex my back and see what it looks like.

But I have done a lot of “Labor” work…with NO ACC! So I have sweated my a$$ of like a man in the past 2 weeks.  I tell you what, that “DOVE” deodorant really does work great!

Well at 5 I am headed to do some plumbing and trim work.  Anyone want to come help, come on!

OH! I learned to use a Sawsaw.  It was so funny after I figured out how to use it with out cutting my foot or leg off.  You know I think that thing would be a great tool for women with something else! Google it and use your imagination, to see what I mean.

Where Have I Been???? I dont even Know. LOL
Been on vacation for a week then came back and have been working on remodeling the house every min we can so we can stop paying rent.  I have not forgotten all of you,  Ill be back full blast very soon.  Ya’ll know how to get up with me so hit me up some time.

Its just one of those days and I am trying real hard to be happy.  Trying real hard!!!

I have not gotten a raise in…2 years.  Not even a cost of living raise.  The company I work for “ignored” our annual employees review AGAIN.  So this time big mouth me said something to the BIG DOG.  Well guess what.  HE brought me my pay stub today, smiled and said “We are hoping our “other” employees” wont notice like you did so I made some changes for just you. Lets keep this quite and between us.”  (I was so excited! A HUSH money raise!) I rip open the envelope.  So excited!! I got a raise alright…..24 cent raise.  $0.24!!!!!!!!!!! Ok……Ok…..1….2….3…..4…I am counting to ten to calm down….5…..6…..7…..8…..9……10…
not feeling any better.  I have worked here for 8 years.  I went to leave one time and they begged me to stay.  I stayed.  Ok during these times I know I should just be happy I have a job.  And hey it is 24 cents more than I had right?  So I will count my blessings and be happy.

My department, which is made up of only my boss (Not the BIG DOG) and I have gotten a new client management system.  Its great and I am so excited to use it.  BUT it has had some….converting issues.  SO I called the company like I was told to do.  (Keep in mind we pay them every month for UNLIMITED help and service and to have this system).  I tell him 1 of my problems.  He looks at it and says to me “The list is just to long to go through to check it. You just need to figure it out.”  I AM PAYING THEM TO HELP ME AND THAT IS THE ANSWER IT GET!!! I grab the phone and choke it like I have the man on the other end by his neck and then just hang up.  I really want to have a good day so I will just call back Monday and try to get someone else to help me.

It’s Friday.  Last day of work till Monday.  Think I am going to just go to the gym, work off some of this stress (there is more but not going to talk about it now), eat some diner (shrimp), and go to bed.

Sexy Shrugs

Sexy Shrugs

It was the best weekend ever! My daughter came back home. I think I was more exctied than a kid at Christmas.  We had movie night and made a tent in the living room out of sheets and chairs.  We played all weekend and I did only 1 adult thing and that was grocery shopping.  That had to be done.  Mike finished cleaning out the house so that in about 2 weeks we can have someone come and do the finishing touches to it, putting carpet in and plumbing mostly.  Then we will be MOVING!!!! I am so excited.  Seems like we have been doing a lot of differant types of "moving" recently.  As you can tell from my progress pics, it seems like my new workout is helping me move forward with my progress and closer to my goals.

Well its about time to eat so I better go feed my family before they disown me.  OH! BTW if some of ya’ll are free in about 4 weeks from now, come help us move! It will be a good full body work out! LOL