Scott’s BodyBlog

Inspired by the hillarious thread on bodybuildingdungeon.com, "You Know You’re a Bodybuilder When…", I’ve decided to list my own top 10.

How I Know I’m Bodybuilding Training

10. My cell phone has alarms set at intervals to remind me when to eat.

9. It’s Friday night, I’m training in the gym while everyone else is out partying.

8. My kitchen counter looks like a science lab.

7. I have skin firming lotion and stretch mark cocoa cream for pregnant women in my bathroom.

6. My legs are smoother than most girls I know.

5. I never pass up an opportunity to flex (triceps!) in a mirror or something reflective.

4. I eat not for taste, but for results.

3. I wake up thinking "it’s squats day!" then I’m anxious all day like how I’m gonna have to fight the bully after school.

2. I read the nutritional content labels — on bottles of water.

1. The Arnold Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding is in "the library".

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