Cellulite Control

So my mother brought her endermologie equipment one weekend to "vacuum" my cellulite away- basically for any of you guys that don’t know what endermologie is, the machine looks very similar to a breathing mask attached to a sucking tube with rollers inside it. So the aesthetician will "massage", activate your lymph nodes and release all the toxins captured in fat cells relieving the cellulite appearance…well I guess that’s my simple explanation.

I did this one when I had a fat ass (it was 30%bf) and the first time it hurt…a lot, the second session was not so much pain, it felt quite nice at the end.  So for the sake of my research and the stupidity of it all we proceeded to do it with a (22% bf) and you know what??? it hurt!!!!!!!! like @#$#@% I was @#$#@$ cursing!!! it was like getting my already little muscles ripped from under my skin….why do we do this to ourselves women??? I rather be sore from working out ANY day.  If you are considering doing endormologie or any kind of lyposuction take a look on google images: what do you see? a flabby ass that has a lot of celullite, and the after: another still flabby ass with less cellulite appearance…but let me tell you a secret- that fat that you think is magically gone??? has not gone anywhere–its’ still underneath, it will come out in a day or so..so stop wasting your money and donate that to a good cause: the I will eat healthier and get myself to the gym cause.

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