Roll them sleeves down!!
Ah, springtime in the Rockies! The skys are blue, the birds are singing, the trees are coming back to life, and all around Denver chubby guys are rolling up their sleeves and convincing themselves that they have muscles!! I know you’ve had to see them. Fat guys with their sleeves rolled up and there pudgey little arms sticking out and they think that those fat rolls are muscles. Or they think they’ll fool someone into thinking that they have muscles. So yeah, I’m still on the fat side and my arms still have fat on them and perhaps it makes them look bigger than they truely are but you won’t find me rolling up my sleeves. I’m down 37 lbs from my original 345lbs and my arms are starting to get more defined but I will not be happy or satisfied untill my body speaks for itself. I want people to be able to tell that I’m strong and fit wearing whatever I have on. I have not, nor will I EVER roll up my sleeves to try and make people think that I am strong!!!! So to all the chubby guys out there, ROLL DOWN THEM SLEEVES!!!!!
Rev.
Guitarist - Amaggot Bordir
April 23, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Hey Rev, you got that right about guys trying to make fat look like muscle! Funnier than hell! But let’s not get too down on ourselves and our fat brethren; it takes a good bit of muscle to tote around all that extra weight. And when we lose the fat (and we will) damn, we’ll be fine hunks of manflesh, driving the ladies wild! Otherwise, we’ll have to cut off our sleeves and learn some jokes, like Larry The Cable Guy. Keep cuttin and thrashin bro!
April 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Yeah, I trying to put down my fat brethren. Just the wanna be tough guys. Denver is a different kind of town than most I’ve been in. Everyone here thinks they’re a bad-ass! Especially the fat guy’s. Rolling up their sleeves and shooting tough looks at everyone. I think being dedicated to improvving your life and health is what real toughness is!!
April 27, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I meant (I’m not trying - and Improving)