psytrak

So, as a lot of you already know I’ve got two kids, paid for, and all. This morning I’m getting my morning protein shake ready in the kitchen when I hear, rumble-rumble, thump-rumble, DID ISA FALL!! (In a little voice) Then Paaaaapi!! so, the scooper for the oatmeal I just spooned into my shake goes flying and I’m full speed up the stairs, and who do I see pouting? The wife, and she’s holding the daughter, that just fell off the bed. I knew she wasn’t hurt because she was doing her I’m pissed off whiny cry, not her, ouch I’m hurt cry.

All I could say was, well we knew it was going to happen sooner or later. Then my wife was like, yeah, pout, but… then hugs the baby. She said while she was changing her, she rolled, and slid feet first, her but broke the fall, and my wife caught the daughter just as she hit the floor. Wifey said everything went in slow motion. I wanted to hold my little girl, and my son was already, hugging her feet, so my wife gave me the girl. As soon as I get her. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA then tears, then screams, then more WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I was like, yeah, she’s not hurt because if she was, then she would have been crying like this…. Daddy’s’ little girl my ass… lol

In order to stop the crying I give her back to momy, something about mothers, even til this day, I feel a certain level of safety around my mother. Yeah, I said it, my Moms still fights for me… ok, she only did that once, but I was bullied by a high school guy one day on my way to school–I was in 5th grade. I can still see my mother slamming him on the floor by his shirt  collar, and punching him in the face, saying, fight back, you little pussy!!! I love my mother! Oh she also took the bat from my and gave me a belt, told me to wrap it so the buckle hit him, again she rocks. That guy got so beat up that day, my bother was well known, and everyone knew me as the playful one that never looked for trouble so when they saw me crying, then saw me hit that guy, and take my glasses back they jumped him, so he got beat up by the guys in his school, punched by a fith grader, and beat by a mother…. wow talk about going off topic.