psytrak

I got home from training last night hungry as a hyena piled my diet dinner on my plate when I saw the chicken egg-fu-yung my wife bought, so, what do I do? That’s right I took some…. I know (spank spank spank) bad me, it’s not my cheat day…. Well after I heated it up and the grease goodness of the steamy smell hit my nose, I decided to dig in! Screw waiting to sit down I’m putting a fork to that bad boy right now. As my fork cut a piece of the egg-hu-yung, I can see the water from the egg start to ooze out, opening to that yellow inside, and just as I was getting my first look at the chicken in the egg the whole plate topples over! Piping hot beans cover the front of my pants, and the plate goes crashing to the floor. All I could think was, damn! Those beans took a long time to cook, damn!! Then the heat hit, and I was like ouch, something burns, oh, it’s my legs, oh well, Damn!!!! Beans took a long time to cook… Stupid egg-fu-yung……