Tamar Cohl Gluten Free Fit Guru

OMG….this is hilarious and I thought I would share it.  When I was driving home from the gym today (just a few minutes ago), I came up with an idea.  Well, I know it is not a new idea, but it is funny.

I can only imagine what I must look like to other drivers on the road when they see me inhaling food from a plastic container with no utensils, eating like a ravenous animal!  So, I figured I would compose a little list of you know when’s….for your entertainment and for mine (cause I seriously entertain myself).  LOL  I laugh at my silliness all the time!  Hope you enjoy.

You know you are a figure competitor when:

You leave the gym and cannot wait to enter your car to inhale your food out of a cheap tupperwear using your fingers as utensils (and you did not wash your hands…..GROSS!).

When you go to bed wearing Neoprene waist bands, shorts, and slather yourself with preparation H  and Icey Hot to help keep your skin tight!  No fun for your hubby!  LOL

When you get angry at people who are eating lunch at the gym….and it is pizza and you can smell that CRAP the whole time you are training……that is EVIL and should be outlawed!  LOL

When you get mad at the TV’s in the gym for always seemingly to be on infomercial channels talking about how to make yummy food items with weird appliances or you see some chick slowly eating a dark chocolate bar and you know they played that ad just to TICK YOU OFF!

OK…those are just a few.  Can you see a pattern here?  Mine are mostly about food….I wonder why?  Hmmmmm….could it be cause I dream about peanut butter, cake icing, and dark chocolate while dieting?

Hope you all have an awesome day!  Thanks for reading!  xoxo

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