Low Carb-Rage!
Everyone that knows me KNOWS that I love carbos……any kind of carbs, but mainly the sweet kind!!!!! So, since I have been pretty darn good on this diet, I have started to go a bit crazy!!!!
We all saw the video explanation of my egg throwing temper tantrum in my home. Ok, so it was funnier than heck, but still, egg throwing….a 30 year old woman……hhhhmmmm…..does not seem normal, does it? LOL
Then Monday I was at the bank and this old lady really ticked me off! She was driving like an idiot and then she was staring at me! I really wanted to roll down my window and say something NASTY to her, but I let it be….I got better revenge….I asked the teller to ignore her for a bit. Well, it was funny cause she was SO FAT that she could not even get out of her car to put her deposit in the little case that swoops up to the tellers inside. Normally I do not say anything mean about people and their weight issues, but she made me MAD! As I drove off, I honked my horn, waived and smiled at her! It was great!!! I know it really ticked her off!!!!!
Today, I was at the gym, minding my own business and this man comes up to me and tells me that I am doing the lat pull down wrong!!! OK, NO-Body tells me how to work out!! I do not go around the gym telling others how to work out, EVEN when I see some CRAZY CRAP in the gym! No…I mind my own business! So I tell him I know what I am doing, I am getting ready to compete VERY soon and that I do not need his help!!!!! I was totally mean to him! That is SO not like me to be mean to people! So after about 45 minutes of stewing about him having the GALL to tell me how to work out, I finish my back training and get over to the cardio machine. As I am observing this fellow with his training partner, I almost start crying!!! I know that if I do not get my MEAN ASS off the cardio machine, I will not be able to finish cause I was such a "B" to him!!!! He was very gracious in accepting my appology and I told him there was no excuse for me biting off his head. Hopefully……..I will never do that again! I felt like a total jack ass! Atleast I did the right thing and appologized to him! Heaven forbid I never fot the opportunity to again….you never know what is going to happen in this crazy world we live in!
Well, those are a few stories of my low carb rage antics that I have experienced….I am hoping that I can keep them under control over the next 8 days! Well, I am off to bed……ciao….XOXO Tamar
July 5, 2007 at 10:24 am
Tamar, check this out, LOL:
http://snipr.com/peelingeggs
July 6, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Your latest video was hilarious! Next time capture your food rage - it’ll make for great video footage. Good luck in your competition, looking good.
Isaac
July 7, 2007 at 1:21 am
Hang in there, Tamar!
July 9, 2007 at 11:20 am
Stupid low-carb diet!! Actually, these are not so bad….they still haven’t found some of the victims bodies from my low-carb rages (HA). Seriously, it is amazing how nasty I can get too. Typically, it’s little verbal-snibits that I’ll throw out at my wife, kids or co-workers (they just come out), that leave me wondering if carbs are really a mood stabilizer. At any rate, congratulations on being big enough to apologize to the expert. But c’mon, I can’t imagine just butting into someone’s workout to tell them that they’re doing an exercise incorrectly. If queried, I’ll analyze, but never uninvited.