petefox’s Sick Purpose!

Now, I’m seeing all these threads on new, flashy products and I think to myself, ‘Did I eat all that ice cream?’..

Seriously, I think of more than just ice cream, I think of a product that’ll revolutionize the market.. I’m thinking of a product that’ll blow your plateau out the water, make your gains as lean as possible, crush estrogen and whiten your teeth!

I know you want some, you’re fumbling through your wallet  for the card you didn’t buy that HaloMethylEpiFurazaBol with a month ago..  I’m telling you my friend, this stuff makes that product look like a simple sugar pill, not even worth the plastic it’s packed in..

My product will:

• Increase libido to gorilla- like ferociousness!
• Turn protein into muscle within 5 minutes of eating it!
• Increase pheromone secretion to attract more women, or men if that’s your bag!
• Make people stare in awe of your HYOOGENESS!
• Make Chuck Norris say “Damn, I’m not that tough!”
• Makes bodyfat feel self-conscious, become anorexic, and die never to store itself in your body again!

The list goes on, people! Come on, you KNOW you want something so potent it lowers cortisol while making your armpits smell like a lavender bush.. It makes your breath fresh, your eyes bright, your voice less annoying.. Your striations will have their own cuts and ripples.. You can have your own oil boy/girl rub you down to show off every ounce of shredded mass you’ve gained from this product!

Only one thing, I can’t give up the ingredients just yet ’cause I don’t want HustleTeck and BS’n to try and release their own version.. So, if you just don’t care and want to get HYOOGE right now, sign up to test my new powerful product..

Oh yeah, I can’t release the name at this time, either.. ACT NOW!! GET BIG OR GO HOME!!

Alright, here’s a good rant about the usual crap we see on a daily basis.. If I offend anyone, it’s all in a day’s work..

"no homo"- What gay-fearing crap is this? If you participate in a sport that involves being judged by other men, competitive or not, it’s okay to tell another guy he has a great physique.. Posting a critique then putting in the "no-homo" kinda sounds like someone’s running from their Tom Cruise-like thoughts.. You like my physique? Good! Just say so and that’s all there is to it.. I won’t think you’re gay for saying, "Dude, awesome pecs!" unless you offer to oil me up while wearing chaps..

The guys who brag about their cycle of MethylHaloDienolonePheraEcdyDrol and claim such awesome gains, yet they still weigh 170lbs with 15% bodyfat.. My designer prosteroid days are long past, and I’ve gained pretty good size on them, but I tend to appear as if I ate and trained to do so.. These guys shovel down the latest methylated cornstarch, drink gallons of a candy flavored EAA supplement mixed with an ethyl-estered amino creatine, still they weigh 170lbs @ 15% bodyfat but they’re on a "recomp"..

Recomp- This word has become the fatguy’s excuse to not cut.. "I’ll just get some sesamin and a bottle of HaloMethoxyOxanProstanozolDione, and do a ‘recomp’.." Such bull! If you bulk and gain some fat, add low impact cardio to help keep it under control.. Everytime I see the word "recomp" I wanna puke..

Guess what, if creatine works for you regardless of the fun technology behind it, use it!

I can’t stand those who think you’re fat because your abs aren’t showing.. Uh, hello? I outweigh you by 40lbs, I on’y need my abs when I get on stage, where you’ve never been.. Shut up and go back to wackin’ to  your favorite candy flavored EAA product, ya broomstick..

If you’ve competed in one show, that doesn’t make you the next Chad Nichols.. Good work for going all the way, most don’t have the sack.. Just because 40 guys told you what to do, this gives you no certified ability to give advice like you train champions..

Did I mention the 170lb guy with 15% bodyfat using PheraFurazanHemaguDioneBol?

I hate when a new product comes out with a very questionable description (SARM is being bastardized these days) and all the rave reviews sound beyond too good to be true.. First off, there’s never gonna be a legally available SARM, nothing on the market acts like one (nope, not even Horny Goat Weed), so stop calling your products as such.. Then again, the 170lb guy can run it with his 4OH,7oxoAcetylMethylTrienDiolBolone..

That’s it for now.. I’ll post my log of Methyl5AlphaEcdyTurinaFurazaDioneDrol sometime soon, it should make me huge like that 170lb guy who gained 10lbs(of fat)…

2. If you don’t take any antioxidants, you really should start.. Besides just being damn good for you, they absorb free radicals in the bloodstream.. Not to mention (and this is the simple science) your body stores toxins and free radicals in the FAT! As a defense mechanism, fat will not be released to be burned UNLESS there are enough antioxidants to combat the toxins built up.. Some may seem to think otherwise, but anyone who’s had a deep tissue massage knows you feel like crap afterwards due to the toxins being forced out into the bloodstream..

We breathe them in, we eat them in most cases.. Toxins are commonplace, and the body has many ways to deal with them.. The liver is the main filter for them, the kidneys keep the blood clean, our intestines draw out nutrients(small) and cast out toxins in bile and bulk (colon).. When trying to get bodyfat to go away, the system goes into a panic.. Our bodys think we’re starving, so extra calories stay around the waist.. If there were something in the bloodstream to protect the organs while blood lipids are being released for energy, it would be so much easier..

Antioxidants are natural compounds, or even some amino acids, that have an ability to absorb free radicals to render them inactive before they can cause cellular damage.. Labs usually rate their strength by ORAC, or Oxygen Radical Absorbance Capacity.. This little test shows the ability for the product to destroy free radicals in certain foods.. Most dark berries and red berries ave the highest ORAC value..

So, what does this mean? The vegetarian weirdo you may know who drinks that gosh-aweful green sludge may be onto something.. I’m not saying to throw lawn shavings in your whey, there are better alternatives..

- Exotic fruits: Acai (ah-sigh-ee), goji (wolfberry), noni, coffeberry, even good ol’ blueberries are potent enough to add to your fat-burning arsenal.. The better tasting of the bunch would be blueberries, Acai, and Goji..

- Some companies do actually make tasty greens mixes.. These mixes usually have a high ORAC rating per serving, and some don’t taste like dirt. Look for one with a god mix of spinach, brocolli, cauliflower, wheat grass, and alfalfa..

- Don’t wanna look like a granola-munchin’ sissy? Most of these come in capsules, so no worries of choking on tree clippings.. Most say to take 4 caps a day, which is a good start..

- Don’t wanna go back to Earth for antioxidants? You don’t have to when we got tea! Green tea is getting plenty of press for its antioxidant properties, and it’s good for the metabolism.. Drink plenty, it’s low in caffiene and L-theanine tends to even out the buzz if you’re sensitive to caffiene.. Not too many obese asians around, no?

- N-Acetyl Cysteine helps boost the livers ability to produce glutathione, another amino that’s a very strong antioxidant.. I like this over milk thistle while using methyls since silymarin tends to force the liver to work more..

- R-ala is back.. Not only is it good for your blood sugar, it helps recycle other antioxidants like vitamins c and e.. Also liver protective, and another favorite of mine over milk thistle..

My favorite blend would be :
250-500mg R ala
600mg NAC
500mg Green tea extract with 90% or more EGCG

There are many blends out on the market that work quite well, also.. Most of them have the ACES blend (vitamins a,c,e, selenium) with other herbs and such.. Do a search for a product with the Supercritical extract, it’s a Co2 extraction that doesn’t destroy the actives making it alot more potent..

Now, as it states in the bold, if you have strong antioxidants in the body while trying to activate lipolysis, the fat and toxins will be released.. The toxins will be absorbed by the antioxidants, and your immune response will be strong enough to keep you from getting sick.. Ever have a feverish feeling while cutting? Those same toxins are beating on your immunities.. Antioxidants can stop that, and strengthening your immune system makes it a more enjoyable experience..

Besides, who says cardio was enjoyable?