petefox’s Sick Purpose!

Anyone who knows me from back in 2000 knows I’ve had issues with depression every so often.. Not to the point where I needed drugs/therapy/straight jackets, but I’d shut-down and try to avoid the world as best as possible.. It sucked! I didn’t lift, talk to anyone, or even get out of bed.. I was a mess… Until Now!!

I’ve been drawing alot, simple sketches of different forms and figures, mostly female forms.. No idea why, but whenever I pick up a pencil I draw a hottie.. The "women" I tend to draw are usually fit, in either natural poses (I have one sitting on a sofa with a notebook PC on her lap), or in artistic poses (leaning against things, one I drew doing yoga positions)..

I have quite  a following so far, friends always ask me about my artwork and where I get the ideas to draw from.. I seriously do not have a clue, I visualize the position first (I sketched a photo of a short-haired girl in the fetal position on a bed), then I add in whatever else to complete the image.. The "women" are dressed, either in athletic attire,  lingerie , or a nice dress.. I’m not a complete perv, at least not on paper..

So, this is my new found therapeutic release.. I probably draw alot of physically fit women because of the level of hottness on this website, that is a possibility!

Sometimes I hate writing events in a story format, so I’ll just write the points as I find important!

• All you can eat at the FeedStore was way too much fun! The meat was fallin’ off the ribs..
• Too many Patriots fans were on my flight into DFW, they can be as bad as Red Sox fans because they’re usually one in the same..
• There are way too many hot women in Texas, Mrs. Fox would’ve kicked my ass for droolin’ if she wasn’t doing the same..
• Sweet potato pancakes at Biscuit’s set the morning off lovely!
• The Texas State Fair was off the hook, got some shots of the new Caddies I posed on in the enV..
• I tried the turkey leg(ate 3), had some pizza sticks, cotton candy, a fried Snickers but couldn’t find the booth selling Fried Coke.. Yes, they had Fried Coke, as in Coca Cola..
• Needless to say, every cow I fed grass to I had to say, “I ate a relative of yours, today..”
• Shiner Bock is tasty-ass beer.. I may have to have some shipped to me, I liked it alot..
• Babe’s had some insane fried chicken, and the chicken-fried steak was so damn tasty..
• Of course it’s obvious, off the diet, on the fried-food kick..
• Patriots won 48-27 over Dallas, I went thru a 12-pack while watching.. Yes, it was Shiner Bock..
• What is with all the hot women in Texas?

I’m recovering well, hydrating with water for once, and ready to get back to business someday this week.. Damn, there were some hot women in Texas…

Everywhere I look, there’s a new training principle/technique/rep scheme that everyone’s growing on, even that guy on the HaloMethylHydroxyTestaInsulotropicCissusDrol that still weighs 170lbs.. Some styles been around for years, others maybe less but with an impressive record for results.. Some are high rep, high volume, low volume, moderate weight, low rep, high intensity, full-on failure inducing excuses to over-train.. I gotta hand it to the guys who make this up, you want a sure way to remain in some sort of limelight, come up with a training scheme that’ll make even the hardest gainer put on some meat, hopefully he decides to eat the way he should for it to work..

I for one am lazy, never motivated, never organized, laid-back, indifferent, and constantly tired of everything.. See, not everyone can have this attitude, and build a physique like I did.. Here’s the fun part: I DO NOT have a set routine to follow on a constant basis! Strange, eh? Not to me! Like I said, not being motivated enough has forced me to the conclusion that either:

• I get a training partner to kick my ass in gear, and we bang out a routine weekly until we can no longer grow
• Quit working out, besides Burger King is alot closer than my gym.
• Train alone, no distractions, and most importantly NO ROUTINE!

Guess which one I picked.. No, the last one! The last routine I followed was when I started lifting at the age of 14, it was a simple training split.. Bench, deadlift, squat, and the next week we’d alternate.. This went on for the first 9 months, then I added Military Press to the fun.. I didn’t work any smaller parts until I was 16yrs old.. My lack-of routine these days rotates every week, and I take off a week at the end of the month to recuperate and fill on lean protein.. I never do the same not-a-routine twice, since I never write things down I can pretty much remember what I did a week ago, exercises and reps even weight.. I do lots of different exercises, many of the bench-biceps crowd find it odd that I rarely do flat bench for chest, or barbell curls for biceps.. Then again, they’re still small..

Yes, high-reps and low volume, 5×5, GVT, DoggCrapp, Yates and Mentzer’s ideas all mashed into my need to be stubborn.. No, I never look in Ahnold’s book for advice since most of what he learned was from everyone else anyway.. I use rest-pause, blood volume, giant sets, drop sets, creatine, er, nevermind…

One day when my insomnia prevails, I may even map out my not-a-routine..

Now, I’m seeing all these threads on new, flashy products and I think to myself, ‘Did I eat all that ice cream?’..

Seriously, I think of more than just ice cream, I think of a product that’ll revolutionize the market.. I’m thinking of a product that’ll blow your plateau out the water, make your gains as lean as possible, crush estrogen and whiten your teeth!

I know you want some, you’re fumbling through your wallet  for the card you didn’t buy that HaloMethylEpiFurazaBol with a month ago..  I’m telling you my friend, this stuff makes that product look like a simple sugar pill, not even worth the plastic it’s packed in..

My product will:

• Increase libido to gorilla- like ferociousness!
• Turn protein into muscle within 5 minutes of eating it!
• Increase pheromone secretion to attract more women, or men if that’s your bag!
• Make people stare in awe of your HYOOGENESS!
• Make Chuck Norris say “Damn, I’m not that tough!”
• Makes bodyfat feel self-conscious, become anorexic, and die never to store itself in your body again!

The list goes on, people! Come on, you KNOW you want something so potent it lowers cortisol while making your armpits smell like a lavender bush.. It makes your breath fresh, your eyes bright, your voice less annoying.. Your striations will have their own cuts and ripples.. You can have your own oil boy/girl rub you down to show off every ounce of shredded mass you’ve gained from this product!

Only one thing, I can’t give up the ingredients just yet ’cause I don’t want HustleTeck and BS’n to try and release their own version.. So, if you just don’t care and want to get HYOOGE right now, sign up to test my new powerful product..

Oh yeah, I can’t release the name at this time, either.. ACT NOW!! GET BIG OR GO HOME!!

Alright, here’s a good rant about the usual crap we see on a daily basis.. If I offend anyone, it’s all in a day’s work..

"no homo"- What gay-fearing crap is this? If you participate in a sport that involves being judged by other men, competitive or not, it’s okay to tell another guy he has a great physique.. Posting a critique then putting in the "no-homo" kinda sounds like someone’s running from their Tom Cruise-like thoughts.. You like my physique? Good! Just say so and that’s all there is to it.. I won’t think you’re gay for saying, "Dude, awesome pecs!" unless you offer to oil me up while wearing chaps..

The guys who brag about their cycle of MethylHaloDienolonePheraEcdyDrol and claim such awesome gains, yet they still weigh 170lbs with 15% bodyfat.. My designer prosteroid days are long past, and I’ve gained pretty good size on them, but I tend to appear as if I ate and trained to do so.. These guys shovel down the latest methylated cornstarch, drink gallons of a candy flavored EAA supplement mixed with an ethyl-estered amino creatine, still they weigh 170lbs @ 15% bodyfat but they’re on a "recomp"..

Recomp- This word has become the fatguy’s excuse to not cut.. "I’ll just get some sesamin and a bottle of HaloMethoxyOxanProstanozolDione, and do a ‘recomp’.." Such bull! If you bulk and gain some fat, add low impact cardio to help keep it under control.. Everytime I see the word "recomp" I wanna puke..

Guess what, if creatine works for you regardless of the fun technology behind it, use it!

I can’t stand those who think you’re fat because your abs aren’t showing.. Uh, hello? I outweigh you by 40lbs, I on’y need my abs when I get on stage, where you’ve never been.. Shut up and go back to wackin’ to  your favorite candy flavored EAA product, ya broomstick..

If you’ve competed in one show, that doesn’t make you the next Chad Nichols.. Good work for going all the way, most don’t have the sack.. Just because 40 guys told you what to do, this gives you no certified ability to give advice like you train champions..

Did I mention the 170lb guy with 15% bodyfat using PheraFurazanHemaguDioneBol?

I hate when a new product comes out with a very questionable description (SARM is being bastardized these days) and all the rave reviews sound beyond too good to be true.. First off, there’s never gonna be a legally available SARM, nothing on the market acts like one (nope, not even Horny Goat Weed), so stop calling your products as such.. Then again, the 170lb guy can run it with his 4OH,7oxoAcetylMethylTrienDiolBolone..

That’s it for now.. I’ll post my log of Methyl5AlphaEcdyTurinaFurazaDioneDrol sometime soon, it should make me huge like that 170lb guy who gained 10lbs(of fat)…

As athletes, we tend to put a heavy demand on our bodies.. Muscle fibers get torn to rebuild bigger, yet the main culprit is right under our noses, yes I’m referring to eating habits.. Some are better than others, bulking dirty was once the thing to do.. I was notorious for dirty bulking (ie, burgers and fries and Burger King combo meals), and now I’m more concious about my digestive tract..

With the constant influx of protein in liquid and solid form, I felt I should clear the way, help my organs detox from the constant supplements they have to filter.. So far, I’m in day 5 of my cleanse, and I feel abit different.. Not in a bad way, but I can tell my body is starting to clear out all the crap and free-radical leftovers.. The kit I’m using is simple:

8 fibercaps, 3 herbal laxative tabs (after day 7 I drop to 2 tabs), 1 milk thistle/artichoke cap (going to 3 caps after day 7)..

My reasoning behind my need to cleanse and why I advocate it to many more of my Iron Brothers/Sisters, three things come to mind:

1. Cleansing of the digestive tract helps with increased absorbtion of foods, and supplements.. The probiotics in your gut will thank you for helping them..

2. Increased bile flow means the liver is moving wastes out faster.. Ever think abou ttaking Superdrol, and wondering "Is this stuff just hanging around in there?".. Get the bile moving, keep the liver happy

3. High protein intake can plug you up like a public toilet at a chili tasting.. Most cleansing products don’t use harsh herbal laxatives, so running to the can every 5 minutes isn’t gonna happen..

Now if you combine all 3, you got a supplement that clears the colon, helps the liver pass wastes out thru bile, and binds the bile and other toxins so they can be passed in feces.. Pretty, huh?

Go ahead and try it, every 3-4 months you can rightfully consider yourself a "clean" athlete, even if you already are..