petefox’s Sick Purpose!

When you think I’m gone, I linger like a cottage cheese fart! There’s some more degenerates that need the spotlight shined on them, or at least beat them with it:

Those who stack 20 products to do one thing, and fail…
When did it become fashionable to list your supplement regiment in your signature? I swear it’s alot of young dildos who list out everything they take on a daily basis. So, you really think you’ll gain 15lbs of muscle if you take 3 scoops of NitroHaloEpiRush, drink CreaCarboAminoStane while you curl in the squatrack, then take 3 scoops of HydroBetaMalateCaseinHydrate afterwards? Good work! You’ll screw it up by drinking a handle of Cuervo this weekend, and you’ll still be 170lbs at 6′-4"..

Guys who claim they eat enough..
It’s way too obvious they don’t eat enough.. Hell, food has to wait when there’s a sale online for  the new Methyl4OHCitrateLipoate product from XYZ Labz.. They got plans to get HYOOGE, just don’t tell them to eat, "My diet’s already in check, I eat all the time!" That means they eat a few hotdogs, then they read their prohormone label while they drink a beer, then have a shake after doing a few push-ups. Man, that’s a lot of eating! Seriously, if half the boobs who say that ate the way I did, they’d give up and go back to World Of Warcraft..

Those who research a product after buying it, but using the "My Buddy" lie!
Come on, you really got that because it’s called "Spawn"? Go ahead, start the thread with the ol’, "My buddy got some Spawn, and not sure what he’s taking. Could he just take it with Cell Tech?". Yeah, "your buddy" should go hump that bottle of Spawn and return it. Neither of you are mature enough to know it’s a potent product, and buying it first is ignorant. These forums are for informational purposes, if you don’t use the info we pass along it’s a waste.

Gyno Worry-Warts!
I’m ready to just tell everyone that anything they take will give them gyno.. When I used SD last, I had slight puffiness in the nips, no glandular growth that suggests gyno. Just because your nipples poke out abit, does not mean it’s gyno. Products that elicit no estrogenic activity can do that too, doesn’t mean it’s gyno. Suck it up, get some tamoxifen or clomiphene and dose it low until you’re done. Stop being a big baby over something noone else cares about unless you need to be topless for a living.

The MuscleTech bandwagon, giddy-up!
Once upon a time when the guys who came up the hard way would make fun of MT’s attempts to make us all look like dumb meatheads, it was in fashion to slam their products. At the time, they were a one-trick pony, only having CellTech, HydroxyCut, and a few prohormone products that were severely under-dosed. Others followed ’cause it was the "in-thing" to do, and at the time it was allowed. Now, MT has more products, a new owner (Iovate), and tons of pro athletes to pimp for them.. All the old guys who started the anti-MuscleTech movement have moved on, the next generation keeps yappin’ about them. The jokes about CellTech are fine, it’s commonplace, but the outright bashing of a line which is only flawed in price and dose makes no sense.. Last I checked, their products pass quality control, can’t say that for the guys who make your EpiHaloNandroTrenDione-XtremeDiol..

Honorable mention: "no homo", Recomp, skinny-fat dudes who claim to gain 15lbs on 2wks of PheraLiquaDrol and are still 170lbs, anyone who orders from legal steroids dot com, know-it-all jack-offs who try to sound like they know EVERYTHING! Sorry I don’t share that sad need for attention, in my usual day I tend to get laid.. Posting online in a snobbish elitist manner only makes me wanna laugh at you and your 20 product stack, good luck breaking the 170lb mark..
In the next 4yrs!

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