Things I can’t stand about message boards!
Alright, here’s a good rant about the usual crap we see on a daily basis.. If I offend anyone, it’s all in a day’s work..
"no homo"- What gay-fearing crap is this? If you participate in a sport that involves being judged by other men, competitive or not, it’s okay to tell another guy he has a great physique.. Posting a critique then putting in the "no-homo" kinda sounds like someone’s running from their Tom Cruise-like thoughts.. You like my physique? Good! Just say so and that’s all there is to it.. I won’t think you’re gay for saying, "Dude, awesome pecs!" unless you offer to oil me up while wearing chaps..
The guys who brag about their cycle of MethylHaloDienolonePheraEcdyDrol and claim such awesome gains, yet they still weigh 170lbs with 15% bodyfat.. My designer prosteroid days are long past, and I’ve gained pretty good size on them, but I tend to appear as if I ate and trained to do so.. These guys shovel down the latest methylated cornstarch, drink gallons of a candy flavored EAA supplement mixed with an ethyl-estered amino creatine, still they weigh 170lbs @ 15% bodyfat but they’re on a "recomp"..
Recomp- This word has become the fatguy’s excuse to not cut.. "I’ll just get some sesamin and a bottle of HaloMethoxyOxanProstanozolDione, and do a ‘recomp’.." Such bull! If you bulk and gain some fat, add low impact cardio to help keep it under control.. Everytime I see the word "recomp" I wanna puke..
Guess what, if creatine works for you regardless of the fun technology behind it, use it!
I can’t stand those who think you’re fat because your abs aren’t showing.. Uh, hello? I outweigh you by 40lbs, I on’y need my abs when I get on stage, where you’ve never been.. Shut up and go back to wackin’ to your favorite candy flavored EAA product, ya broomstick..
If you’ve competed in one show, that doesn’t make you the next Chad Nichols.. Good work for going all the way, most don’t have the sack.. Just because 40 guys told you what to do, this gives you no certified ability to give advice like you train champions..
Did I mention the 170lb guy with 15% bodyfat using PheraFurazanHemaguDioneBol?
I hate when a new product comes out with a very questionable description (SARM is being bastardized these days) and all the rave reviews sound beyond too good to be true.. First off, there’s never gonna be a legally available SARM, nothing on the market acts like one (nope, not even Horny Goat Weed), so stop calling your products as such.. Then again, the 170lb guy can run it with his 4OH,7oxoAcetylMethylTrienDiolBolone..
That’s it for now.. I’ll post my log of Methyl5AlphaEcdyTurinaFurazaDioneDrol sometime soon, it should make me huge like that 170lb guy who gained 10lbs(of fat)…
May 26, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Damn… I think you closed the coffin on that one:) Good rant though man… you hit alot of nails on the head!
June 1, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Ohhh my gosh this is too funny…good work on this one!!! LMAO. Ohhh comedy is bodyspace is the best!
June 21, 2007 at 10:02 am
That was the funniest damn thing I have read in a long time. Love it. Nice write up
June 21, 2007 at 10:09 am
Good post, I think you covered just about everything.
June 21, 2007 at 10:34 am
I don’t even know what half that crap is but I hear ya. I think you are awesome in every way.
June 21, 2007 at 10:57 am
Great job, Pete. Right on. Here at BB, it seems to be predominently in the Forums, with a limited amount here in the Blogs (thus far). Have seen the same in other bodybuilding sites’ message boards, too. Looks like it’s gonna be the "nature of the beast".
August 30, 2007 at 7:41 pm
ha ha….too funny. Man, you’re in the wrong line of work. You should submit something to the Boston Globe as a columnist. You know….like Thomas Sowell’s Random Rants…