Gym Tips From Dummies
Saturday, November 14th, 2009At the gym today rocking out some heavy deads and this guy comes over and sits on some gay ass shoulder press machine that should do nothing but be used as a coat rack. And he says to me "trying to wake the dead?" I laughed and said "if there listening bring em on." Start hitting up another set and now this dumb ass is plugging his ears behind me and I can see him in the mirror. Of course I am used to blocking out other things in the gym so except for the initial distraction I didnt care. After that set he says ‘ how many more you got,? I need that bar to balance on" I said "3 more sets sorry about your luck." What the hell is he talking about nowhahah balance on a barbell what the hell does this guy smoke at night? On t set number 4 finish off another hard 5 reps and he asks" are you training for foot ball?" Flattered I said "no" really im thinking what are you an idiot i am 29 years old you think I am in high school you friggin retard. And then he says " You know when you do those you arent supposed to let the weight hit the ground." Now I am a nice tolerable Canadian boy but by this point my test levels are soaring and I am trying to concentrate on the task at hand so I said "listen bud you do what you gotta do on machines and I will do **** the right way with the free weights." He walked away after his next gay set.
Point of this ramble is if you dont know f^&k all about something keep your mouth shut. I dont go to the gym like alot people and talk about hockey or **** that happend at work I got to get my job done and get out. If you are huge and I see you using good form and being a hardcore lifter I will soak up all the info you give me other wise keep eating your post work out McDonalds and leave me the F$%k alone!
I had the same thing happen with squats some idioot lightbulb (big upper boddy and tooth pick legs) says that I am going to heavy with my squats and I am going to hurt my back. He says it safer on the "squat machine" while pointing at the smith machine. I just shook my head and said thanks. Seriously go do your 90 pound smith squats and shut up! You obiously know nothing about leg training as my fore arms are bigger then your calves.
And my last experience is with a dude that I sort of respected untill he said "Instead of keeping your elbows at your sides when you do those heavy ass curls you should use a lighter weight and swing the weight upwards so it touches your shoulders. I once again said "thanks I will try that next week."
F^&K OFF idiots keep you bad training tips and your lack of knowledge and form for you and your chriopracter I dont need your $h!t. I listen to power lifters and BB who compete not ding bats who train there arms for an hour and a half and think they are awesome. Wow that all sounds pretty bad and it is, giving bad training tips is like getting bad stock tips it might not hurt you now but it certainly will screw up your future goals.






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