what i’m guesstimating will be the toughest part of cutting
FIRST THANG IN THE MORNANGGGG
i’m pretty sure that will be the most challenging thing. ESPECIALLY when i’m bleary-eyed and sleep deprived (sweet rhyme bro)
my first meal is oatmeal (no milk) and a whey shake with water EVERY SINGLE MORNING. how truly glorious.
it will come down to this…i will wake up and i will be feeling BAD. there is no doubt about it, i will not want to eat that meal. it’ll be that ‘hungry but don’t want to eat that meal, would rather eat nothing or just drink a cup of tea’
**** THAT ****.
unacceptable. i will get out of bed like a full lord and go down and run the shaker under the tap with cold water, put my chocolate whey into it blend that **** up.
then start drinking it will i measure my oats on the scale and pour them into the pot and start cooking them.
PURE GLORY. it will be the best meal of my entire day.





