Gassy legs
Ok Im bored and have nothing better to do so I will write this blog and tell you all how disgusting I am. Ok so I did legs today (ugghhhh!!) I started doing squats and and I started noticing how much damn gas I had. I was getting so frusterated cause I had to fart so bad. I didnt want to let them start ripping in the middle of the gym. So I would let them out slowly and silently. Luckily they didnt stink. Well I thought this would have alleviated my problem. But ofcourse the gas just kept on coming. Finally I just had to cut my workout short and leave. I was so mad after that. Its such a stupid reason to leave the gym early, but I did what I had to do. Anyways the reason for all this flatuation is because I have been eating like a horse because I have started bulking and the weight gainer and protien shakes dont help either. Im starting to gross my wife out. Correction Im way beyond grossing her out cause this has been going on for over a month now. She has told me many times that "Your a disgusting PIG stuck in a hot guys body!" Shes right I feel trapped and my inner pig is trying to get out. Anyways I just had to vent my frustration out. Sorry if I grossed anyone out but does anyone else have these problems? My diet is not bad but like I said im eating everything in site. Thats it for today better luck tomorrow on chest day.
February 25, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Dude… thats so funny! I was just thinking maybe if your having trouble getting those last few ATG squats done the gas could give a bit of a boost. Those legs will build up in no time!
At least you woman thinks your still hot, could be worse.
March 26, 2007 at 2:53 am
Ok. Well we are on here to try and get a bit of help. You know there is a pill for that. Its over the counter at the drug store. Its called Beano. You take a tablet before eating something gassy and it reduces gas production from gassy foods. I usually take one before eating chilli or chinese food as both of those have a similar effect on me.
Nothing to be embarrased about. Try it out.
April 10, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I Just wanted to comment on your wife’s comments. If you want to be big you have to sometimes lose your abs. Good luck on your cutting cycle. I hope you keep the gains you made in the gym.