A Bodybuilder Is Like a Pregnant Worman!
The 3 of them started to ask questions about BB and working out! “How many hours a day would I have to spend in the gym to look like you,” one lady asked? “Oh bout 40 to 60 mins, 4 to 6 days a week,” I said.
“Is that all” the other lady said, and just then I felt two hands going up and down my left shoulder and then squeezing my biceps!
I guess my face went into wide eyed shock and the elevator doors opened and they got out!
I guess I looked a little out of sorts, cause Ron burst out laughing and said the look on my face was priceless! He has been telling everyone we know the “elevator story” for the last 3 days!
I asked Ron what she looked like as she was stroking my shoulder and arm? He said, “She looked like she was loving it! LOL LOL LOL!!!”
OOOOooooooo! I want a shower!
Just a few days before that I was in the WinCo shopping for sweet potato’s and rice cakes. They were for the carb bulking to come for the competition. When at the check out stand the checker lady was staring at me, BTW I was in one of my superman string tanks, and shorts fresh from the gym, when she said,
“My husband would look just like you if he lifted weights!” “That’s right he would!” said the gal that was helping her check the groceries.
Just then the checker gal reached across and rubbled her hand across my chest and said, “Wow that’s so big!”, and just then the other gal started squeezing my biceps and said, “So how big are those arms?” in an inquisitive voice.
PEOPLE! I’M A FIFTYTHREE YEAR OLD MAN! OLD ENOUGH TO BE THESE GIRLS DADDY! I’VE NEVER EVER SPOKE TO AND MET THESE GALS!
Well after telling my sweetheart Mrs. Oldsup bout these gals, she said, “Well that’s what happens when you’re pregnant! When your tummy is sticking out their are people, and yes some are total strangers, feel perfectly justified to reach out, rub and pat your tummy, then start talking to you as if your were best of friends! Sounds like the same thing to me!” she said!
I knew it wasn’t them coming on to me cause it wasn’t that sort of thing, and even tho I’m in shape, the beard and hair is white, and the face is sagging just a bit! Besides, I may be up there, yet I still know what coming onto feels like! This wasn’t it!
Mrs Oldsup just smiled and said, “It could be worse? They could be rubbing and patting your TUMMY! LOL!!!! ed
Be Consistent! Be Intense! Become your Goal!
Consistency with intensity brings DENSITY!!
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