no-regrets’s BodyBlog

lol  Okay, so this morning i heard from a bird that my nephew was having a girl.. my nephew being from my oldest dumb-ass bro that i always talk about here… now, check this out.. my nephew.. we will call him "mike" he meets a girl from the internate.. okay, hes lonely…. he then goes up there to an eastern state to meet her.. they fall madly inlove.. Aye! thats scary… needless to say she is a DEE  and Mike is a DEE… and now they are going to have a baby girl.. named… DEE-DEE-DEE! lmao… lololol okay, i took that from Carlos Mencia.. but you get the point.. this kid Mike doesnt even drive much less his oldest brother.. they didnt even know how to cross a street… (Scary!)  i just have to vent…. God, i hope and pray i dont run into my oldest brother… I have alot of anger towards him! Do you think? well, i am done venting about that Dumb ass… 

thanks to you guys that wrote to me about the running thing.. i really need to get it down.. cuz i am struggling with it…  shyt!  does that make me part Dee-Dee-Dee too? lol  looking forward to mondays workout because my partner will be back in there with me… time to get my huge on.. although this week i have quite abit of success, just from coming off a vacation… now its time for todays joke… not my life you clazy peeps.. lol "is my time up?"

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’

God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.’

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in fro n t of God, she demanded, ‘I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?’

(You’ll love this)

God replied ‘ I didn’t recognize you’.

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