ninjabill’s BodyBlog

Well as I got up and shook the sleep off…. I was thinking wow what a bummer! This is my last workout of 2008. I looked back over the year and realized I did not achieve the goals I wanted this year….. I’m not super freaky in Size & I did not get that Sponsorship I was hoping for…lol (okay those would be nice…but it takes time…lol) Well I know I had some set backs with health issuses and also working all the time….but hey thats life! 2009 is here pretty much and I know…. I  still have every year after that till they sink me 6 foot deep ( Hope it’s a great big F*cking Box too…lol). Yeah I would like to be much larger and leaner right now…. but I’m not totally bummed. I like the fact I still have to work my ass off even harder now! (yeah I’m sick like that..lol ) Well as I got up and took my supplements and prepaired to hit the Gym I was thinking…. I love my Home Gym… it’s cold outside and I know I would not go if I had to get out and travel to wrestle the Iron. So after I took my supplements… I started to go get some workout clothes on…. then I thought…. hey this is my House / My Gym and no one tells Ninjabill what to do…lol    So this mornings workout was Chest & Traps…. and I did it all in my boxer shorts and fuzzy slippers!…lol  You know what?  I think Fuzzy slippers are the way to roll!…lol  There is not a better feeling than looking in the mirror and seeing a pretty good pump going…. and then glancing down and seeing those fuzzy slippers…lol It’s one of those fashion statements that just screams…. MESS WITH ME!!! Well anyways 2008 workouts are over…. and 2009 workouts start tomorrow! We will see what happens this year since I have added the Nasty to my schedule (Cardio) I have been doing cardio 3-4 times a week now….and yes I must admit…it’s not that bad! Well I hope you have a wonderful and safe New Years….. and I will type at you all next year. Keep on keepin my Brothers & Sisters of all things Iron.

Real Men Have Mass!

Good after noon Iron Fans! Well in todays blog I would like to ask the question why? Okay I love bodybuilding!  I also love training others and enjoy reading material on bodybuilding. Okay I’m a Workout Nerd…. kinda like a Computer Geek only stronger…lol Now even though working out is very Important to me (and yes I have been doing the Nasty…Cardio…lol) I do have other interest. Now below is my top 10 questions of why? Why do people feel they must do these things around me?

1.  Why? When I go to lunch at work why do people have to stop and ask me how many calories my meal is?  when I eat does it effect their weight?…lol

2. Why? When you meet someone new…. first thing they ask is how much you can bench?  I dont ask stupid things like….did you wash your junk today?….lol

3. Why? People know I’m a trainer…. so I get alot of questions about how to loose weight or tone up a area (mainly glutes) then you tell them…. and they come back with a 3 hour story about how they can not do that!  Why ask then?…lol  Yeah I would love to eat clean…but junk food loves me to much… and I can’t let it down!….lol

4. Why? People ask me all the time…. are you really bald or do you just shave your head?  Ummmm Yeah I’m bald because I shave my head!….lol  Razor + Hair = Bald  I can grow hair… it just starts a little further back in some areas….lol

5. Why? I have a bodybuilding.com decal on my jeep…. people ask me if I own the company!…lmao    It says Jeep on my hood….that dont mean I own Chrysler!…lol

6. Why? Guys will ask why I don’t workout at the YMCA?  Okay if you are 2 to 3 times smaller than me….. why do you workout at the YMCA?…lol

7. Why?  Why do guys assume I like to Arm wrestle? Hey if I’m gonna hold hands with a dude and get all sweaty…. that Bastard better buy me dinner first!…lol

8. Why? How come you only hear from old friends when they want you to help them move?  Lets see…. ummm if we get Bill to help us move…we can save on the dolly cost?….lol

9. Why? When you start to walk up to a friend to talk to them…. they think it’s cool to hit a Most Muscular Pose…lmao  or talk in a Arnold accent!..lol  I have a buddy who works for a Beer delivery Company…. I dont talk all drunk to him…lol

10. Why? why do people feel it’s important to consult with me before they purchase exercise equipment?  I have people all the time at work (people I really dont know…but by face only ) ask me questions like.  what do think about the Bowflex 25,000 thats on TV? …LMAO  Well as early as 1905 the WF was using Iron plates to lift…. thats almost 104 years and the plates are pretty much the same…. So if Bowflex has had to make 25,000 diffrent models since they founded in 1986….  that should be telling you something!…lol

Bonus: Why? How come if you go to the Doctor and the whole waiting room is empty…. does the creepy little guy that had Magician / Clown advertised on the side of his van (yes you were laughing inside at when you saw it) has to sit in the chair right next to you? I guess I under estimated  the creepyness of a Clown…lmao

Okay My Brothers & Sisters what why? questions do you love to hate?…. Keep on Keepin!

Real Men Have Mass!      [[[[———-]]]]