ninjabill’s BodyBlog

Okay if your gonna talk Smack….. please have some back! There is this guy (okay paperdoll ) my wife works with who seems to have a strong intrest in what the hell I’m doing. My Wife says he is always comming up and asking questions like….. what does Bill eat for breakfast? How much can Bill Bench? what Supplements does Bill take? My Wife has told him several times to just call me…. but I never hear from him. My Wife even told him I give 3 free training sessions before I start to charge… and still no call. Now how can you pass up free training if your a bodybuilder? Well it seems old Mr. Paperdoll has a stupid streak a mile long in him. He went up to one of the guys I train and told him…. He should come workout with him… because Bill really has no clue what he is doing… plus his Gym is so small and he dont have any machines. Well my client told him he was good and he should try one of my workouts. Well Mr. paperdoll told him when he works out he works out hard. Well of course my client told me about his comments…. also told me that he saw him at the Gym one time and he was wearing a Elmo T-shirt….lol   So now I always tell my clients ….  come on push it…. or you will become Elmo strong!…lol  My Wife told me this guy looks kinda fit , but in no way or shape has anything that looks like a Muscle..lol  Well over the last few months I have heard comment after comment made by this guy…. I have also heard he is a one upper… if you have done it he has done it better. My Wife said he comes off very arrogant and most times rude. Well I never really wanted to meet him… to be honest I could really care less he talks shit. Well the other day I stopped by my Wifes office to talk to her and as I was standing there….. Old Mr. Paperdoll walked in. My first thought was hey bud didn’t your parents teach you to knock before you just walk in? Well he started to say something to my Wife then Noticed me standing there. At first I felt like a Milkbone at the Dog pound the way he stared…. then I thought okay ******* lets see what you have to say to me. The first thing out of his mouth was hey do you use N.O. Explode? I said yeah sometimes….. and he asked how much can you get it for? Well knowing he is a one upper…. I told him $28.00 for the Large size…lol  I was going to see if he would try to beat that price…lol He was like Oh!  Then he asked how come I never joined a Gym?  I asked him why? He said because at the Gym he uses….they have tons of Machines! I asked him if he used lots of Machines? He said hell yeah!  I said there you go…… I dont want to be small like you!….lol  He just stood there with a stupid look on his face…. then just walked out…lol  My Wife said she has never seen him just shut up before. Well as of now my Wife and My Client has said he has never said another word about me… but I still grind into my clients skulls….. we dont want to be Elmo Strong!….lol So if you know a one upper… or just a Paperdoll shit talker…… just pop a gun in thier eye and show them what Hardcore Really means! To all My Brothers & Sisters from other Mothers & Misters…. Keep on Keepin!    And never let yourself end up Elmo strong!

Top 3 Levels of Strong in Bill’s Basement Barbending Gym!

# 3 -  Gorilla Strong!

#2  - Prison Strong!

and the # 1 Level -  Retard Strong!  lol

Real Men Have Mass!

Hey little fellow I will help you hold your shaker cup so you can drink some protien!  Okay it’s clear….. the ladies like the shredded six-pack ab guys with a body fat of 2%…..lol  I know these guys work hard to chizzle themselves down and I give them a lot of kutos for thier hard work…. but besides the dreamy looks from the ladies…. thats the only envy I have! I like to eat!  I also have no desire to lay on a bench doing reverse glute thrust …… to me it looks like you are trying to offer up some Prison love…lol  Okay and if you are using one of those Swiss Balls…. Thats just wrong Paperdoll!  I think rolling around on th floor with a large Blue Ball  is just really showing you have hidden desires….lol  I have said it before…… if you are a guy that weighs 140 lbs and you are cutting…… well please just admit you really want to be a woman!…lol  Hey I’m not hating here… I’m just saying. If your a Man….. Be a man!  Eat like a Man, Lift like a Man, Dont put yourself in un-manly poses, and for God’s sake….. weigh more than the woman you are with (if you even like women)….lmao  I hear guys all the time saying they have a hard time gaining weight. Okay the only true fix for that is take in more calories … more than you can burn. Oh and if your Fat….. burn more than you consum!  Yep sounds easy dont it? Lets face it….. we as Men of Mass need to stand together and put a stop to this out of control epidemic of Paperdollism…… before all the little boys in this world catch the Barbie snydrom….lol   Most little Girls think the perfect Woman has to be skinny like Barbie….. lets not build a world where Men and Women wear the same jeans!   Keep on Keepin…… and long Live the Mass!

Real Men Have Mass!