SHUT THE WOLVE UP!!!
Well here I’am comming off my 4 day vacation (first vacation in over 2 years… well more than 3 days off) and I feel quilty!! Yep I went crazy on my diet. I drank way to much Beer!! I really dont drink that much… so this last few days I have felt my true Irish/Indian side emerge…lol I’m such a Summer whore… man I love the sun! I really need to move to AZ… or back to Cali… so I can enjoy the rays year round. I really hate winter. Grey skys, shitty roads, snow blowing to get out…. what do people really see in it? Well I finally had to go all Gorilla on the neighbor guy about his Wolves. A guy that lives a couple houses up has four Wolves (same guy of the kid I take care of 24/7) and they do nothing but bark and howl non-stop. Man they are loud as hell!! Well I said some thing to him about a month ago (in a nice way) about the Wolves being loud and the neighbors all complaining. Well I was hoping he would take the hint… but NOOOO! His Retarded side pre-vailed. Well the night before I went to the Nascar Race I was laying in bed with my wife…. and those damn Wolves were going nutz. Then I heard my Neighbor Scott that lives behind me…. Yelling at Josh (Wolve owner/ Dumbass) He was trying to tell him enough was enough. Well I hear Josh going all postal.. about Scott being full of shit about the Wolves being to loud. So now I’m pissed that he is that stupid! So I slap on some shorts and it’s off to do some fence hopping. Well two fences later I’m in Josh’s face. I explained that I had tried to be nice about his loud ass dogs…. but this was total bullshit and I was done. Either shut the damn dogs up…. or I will **** you up!! I have not heard his dogs since that night…. wow peace and quite. I guess you had to really be there to see how stupid he is. He was saying no one else had complained. Scott said they just dont have the balls to do so. I said I tried to tell you nice…but dude you just dont give a shit! Now I have listen to your loud ass dogs all I’m going too! He came back with…. well they wake me up also! WHAT??? Then doing something Dumbass!! Now he cant take care of his kid… but he is all concerned about his Wolves. There should be a IQ test before you reproduce!! Now his Son has been at his Grandmas for about a week now… we have not seen him. Well Josh called and left a message… His boy has Head lice…. wanted us to know so check our boys. I just cut my Boys hair the other day (yep summer Cuts..lol ) and they have no lice. The thing that pisses me off is this. His boy has a wild mop of hair on his head (not the boys fault) and all year when he was here every night… we would make him take baths / comb his hair / brush his teeth the basics! Now here it is about 13 days into the summer and the Boy has head Lice! Ummmm How about making sure the boy is taken care of? Maybe cut his hair? Ummmm Showers help…. and I’m sure living in a house that is filthy…. with four Wolves dont help! Okay enough ranting…. it’s time to go toss some Iron to release the frustration of Stupid Neighbors! I have always said fences make the best neighbors….lmao Well it’s time to beat the Beer out of me…… till then…. keep on Keepin!
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June 17, 2008 at 7:43 am
hehehe. I hate stupid neighbors. Congrats on shutting the wolves up! We saw 2 coyotes on the way home from the gym last night–those things are LOUD! hahaha!
June 17, 2008 at 7:50 am
Isn’t there any bylaws about keeping wild animals as pets? I know we do here and wolves would be outlawed. I’m glad you dealt with it in your unique fashion though!
June 17, 2008 at 9:19 am
Awesome to hear that you set the guy straight with the wolves… though if you were my neighbor, I’d probably be poo’ing my pants if you got in my face about something, too!
No worries about the beer - it was Father’s Day, after all, so you deserve to enjoy it!! You’re still a mountain of a man, so keep on keepin’, my SD alumni!!
And for the record - we DO get winters here, like in the 50’s and stuff!!
June 17, 2008 at 11:16 am
how did he get the wolves to be quiet???